On Labor Day my neighbor was cutting down a tree. I saw that he was having problems with his chain saw so I took mine over to help him out. When we finished I came back home and stripped down and got in our pool. I soon heard a voice calling my name and it was my neighbor wanting to borrow my saw to finish up some other cutting. My wife gave me that look (she doesn't like me skinny dipping). I got out and wrapped a towel around me and went to the garage and gave him my chain saw. Don't know if he knew I was naked, but he never mentioned it and my wife didn't give me a rough time about it. I spend a lot of time by our pool nude and although I'm sure many have had the chance to see me, no one has said anything.
well,perhaps this wil be seen as busted.I went stroling down a stretch of beach in my town which was fenced in,and found a factory that produces ammo for our defence force.I usually go naked down the beach,and one day I scouted the premisses,and nothing happened,and the next time,I was looking for a bit of water and entered again into the grounds,and the next moment I was surrounded by security police and apprehended,while I was naked.I was apparently in an explosives testing area and naked and trespassing...when they saw I was no threat being naked and all,the called the normal polkce,whom escorted me out of the company grounds still in the nude...I still had to help dig out the 4x4 vechile when they dropped me at the spot where I hid my clothes...their vechile got stuck in the beach sand.
Well, I've been caught nude many times. As a kid my aunt saw me leave the bathroom nude on my way to bed. She asked me if I had forgotton something. I answered, "No ma'am" and ran to my bedroom. My mom explained that "our little nudist" slept bare. When I was in my 20's, I rented a room to a summer intern from work. He saw me nude around the house and knew I was a nudist. One eveining, he went out with his girl friend. I figured he would be out for several hours and laid down on the couch nude to watch some TV. A short time later, he came back but I didn't hear him open the door. He was followed by his girl friend who saw me clearly. He turned her around and left. I told him next time to give me a warning.
Well this is my latest time. I was at my friend over the night and we were there alone well at the morning I knew my friend is still sleeping so I went drinking to the kitchen. Of course I was naked cause I sleep naked. Well it was really confusing when I drank and someone said good morning to me. I looked to the living room and his mother were there.. And the best thing was that because I was just woke up I had boner... When I went back to sleep she said that good stuff and laugh...
last fall i got busted getting the paper by my neighbor our paper boy missed the porch and landed far end of it so i thought things were clear and ran off and aound far side ti grab it on my way back i saw my neighbor getting hers no wears to hide i just waved she waved back and said morning i went back in the house, latter on that morning i came home was pulling in drive way saw her thought i go over and say i was sorry we began to talk i told her she said she had no problem and it did not bother her. i guess you can never tell but my thought is if your nude and get seen doint make it like your doing something wrong just becouse you not dressed
I was not exactly busted but close to it.
It was around 2:30am a moonless balmy night and I could not sleep.
I went outside for a bit of a walk around the yard. Feeling good Idecidedto walk down the road a bit as who in their right mind would be up at that time in the sleepy hamlet I live.
I for some reason I turned back and headed back to my gate when vehicle lights were seencomingup the road, so it was a quick dash to hide as they went past.
Dont know if they saw me in the headlights or not.
Came close once, but never got caught. It was back in college. My roommate had gone to class, so I figured I had the room to myself for awhile. I went and did some homework nude, and decided to take a shower afterward. Well, apparently my roommate's class let out early and he came back just as I was getting out of the shower. I was dripping wet and had nothing but a towel on, so after a brief conversation, he dropped off his books and went out to meet some friends for lunch. I saw no reason to get dressed right away after that, and got a few extra minutes before putting on some clothes and heading to class myself.
Let me count the ways.
My rural home allows me to be fairly carefree about my nude lifestyle. I go about nude most all the time.
Once while in the kitchen and 2 rooms away from any covering I heard a knock on the full length glass doorI had to streak by it to get some pants on to answer it. It was 2 women collecting signatures for a school funds issue onthe ballot. They were thrilled I signed and did not mention my lack of clothes
Another time while in my winter nude , an open shirt, I was tearing out drywall in the back of my kitchen.I opened the door to toss out a section. If the female JW had been 3 steps closer she would have beenhit in the chest by flying drywall. I think the flying drywall distracted her enough that she did notmention my lack of clothes when i came back to the door with pants on
while hiking early one balmy spring morn up the farmer's lane i have hiked the 2 miles nude many a timein the predawn starlight, on the return trip I passed 2 camo clad hunters coming down the lane. We passedwithin feet of each other. I am sure they could tell i was bare ass since i could tell they weren'tTurns out it was the first day of Spring wild turkey season. I now pay attention to spring hunting dates and not just fall ones
The guy from the electric company came to read the meter just as I was getting out of the hot tub. nude and wet.he was startled and asked if it was laundry day. But then stood there and chatted with me.
those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.
I am sure there are others.
I have 3 times by the police. (a.)Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. (b.)Once in the restroom at a mall. Some woman came in the mens restroom with her 10 y.o. boy and I stood at the sink with my manhood out and she called mall security which called the police which got me arrested. ARRESTED for being in the mens restroom, now that is a good one. She was the one in the wrong restroom. But because I had a previous record they knew they could make it stick. My life sucks quite frankly. Fine was like $600.00 plus a year reporting to probation officer which was about 35 mile drive each way...... Yep I have no respect for police what so ever. This is 3 times for those who have a poor reading aptitude.
I have 3 times by the police. Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. Once in the restroom at a mall..
By my count, that is FOUR times, not THREE. And you claim to have gone to college and still can't count? Now the mall incident makes FIVE. Maybe you should see about getting a refund from the college for some of your tuition.
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