The Epic of Super Nudist

Dunt da-da-da-da! Look there on the forum...
Is he barefoot, is he topless? No he's...SUPER NUDIST!
Vowing to protect us from all who are rudist.
And he does it with dignity and great decorum.

The distress signal sounds, be it photo or chat
and off he goes running, the foes to combat.
His helpers are truly a butt-naked group,
Earl, Nokes and Azimuth make up this fair troupe.
(Oh! Can't forget Swifty, we hear he's quite nifty)
Steves two, three and four also help with great class
in protecting our super hero's stark naked...behind

He stands a head taller than most fellows do
(with just a bit of help from a soap box or two)
An ancient, old dinasour his computer might be,
but his fingers are like lightening on the keyboard, you see.

Be you chat room porn star or photographic perv,
he'll ask you quite seriously, "Where did you get the nerve?"
When he whisks off his posts with nary a glance
you'll realize very quickly you hadn't a chance!

In the blink of an eye you're warned, flagged and then banned
so this site can continue as was NATURALLY planned.
Some may wonder how this feat he so quickly gets done,
Come closer, I'll whisper - a secret weapon - we call TT1.

And when his work is over, his alter-ego he'll assume
it's witticisms and puns that he wants to resume.
His name you might recognize, he goes by PhilFree
A very merry soul (to paraphrase Phil - hehehe)

But what of his cape, who made it, doyou suppose?
Why, the same tailor who made the emporer's clothes!

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