DUMB LUCK
Have you ever done anything that when you look back on it was pretty DUMB but got LUCKy to get away with it?
My example:
Nice summer day a few months ago. I wanted to go for a drive naked. Need to get from condo to parking lot so wore some raggedy shorts and shirt I was going to throw away anyways. Once got around block I took off clothes and tossed them in a dumpster. Now I was totally naked except for shoes. Had a nice long drive with windows down and feeling the warm breeze across my body. I have a full size SUV with tinted windows so never a worry about being seen
Then I realized this was DUMB. What if pulled over, accident, or as I approached my condo, how do I get back inside without nosey neighbors seeing me. I pulled in and waited until coast was clear. LUCKy that no one seen me.
I've done that. I often drive naked and go from house to car naked. And some of those times I did trash my clothes or dispose of them so I was obliged to stay naked. I call it Exciting, not Dumb. I did have a prang at the end of a long naked drive to my friend's place - no clothes were within reach as I'd got into the car naked (having not dressed that morning) and I intended to go into my friend's house naked as I'd done many times before. His neighbour backed into me. Then she got out of her car, walked over and looked in through my, now open, car window. All she said was Ah you must be a friend of G*****. She knows he's a nudist and has probably seen him a few times.
Not done that one (yet) but I have ended up dressing in a VERY busy supermarket car park on market day.
I had intended to stop and dress in a quiet location before entering the town but the traffic was too busy and I ended up driving slowly with frequent stops through the town centre thronged with pedestrians with no means of covering myself.
My commute home is usually bottomless, but if the sun is out the shirt will come off too.
One day, while stationery on the M1 due to an accident, the sun came out beautifully, so the windows were opened and the shirt came off. Because of the way we were stood nobody could see into my car.
We sat there fore ages not moving before they finally closed the motorway and everyone was diverted off at the next exit and forced to crawl through the Leeds outer ring road stop/start all the way. I did have my shirt handy to pull over my lap if needed, but I never did. By careful crawling I never stopped alongside another car so nobody could look in. In fact, everyone was so busy concentrating on crawling that they never looked anyway.
It may have been a dumb thing to do surrounded by people with nothing to do except wait and look about, but it made the stress of the problem go away and made the journey so much nicer.
I ended up naked all the way home, which is something I never do as I have to cover up through two small villages. More luck meaning I wasn't seen there too
I havent had any real close calls, but do drive nude about once a week during the summer months. My normal commute is very short, but about once a week have to drive 35 miles or so to get to work. I have scoped out places near work where I can get re-dressed, so before I leave home, the clothes come off, and I drive there nude.
I have thought about what would happen if there was an accident, or if I had car troubles. However, I have clothes with me so it isnt that big of a deal...
My friend and I have a nude holiday next week. I expect we'll drive to the supermarket nearest to the airport to stock up on essentials (whisky, coffee and breakfast). Then we'll strip off in the supermarket car park for a naked drive to the resort. We've done that many times before. One time we got told off for arriving at the resort already naked and before we'd checked in. At the end of the holiday we'll drive naked to the airport and dress in the car-hire drop off area, ready to ditch the hire car. We've done that many times too.
I can't see any problem in undressing and dressing in public car parks. If it's absolutely necessary we might get into the car before stripping.
And I've discovered a nude beach right next to the airport so we'll be able to take advantage of our late flight time.
The 20 acre woods behind me is owned by 3 different people in 5 , 5 and 10 acre sections . I know 2 of them and they don't mind me walking through their woods, but I don't think they know i have done it in the buff. The third owner is Amish and I have not met yet. While it was warm this summer and up until opening day of bow and arrow season, I would regularly stroll all parts mostly while totally nude and not even shorts in hand.
Last week I heard a knock on my door just after I stepped out of the shower and had lathered my face up with shaving cream. I put a towel around my waist and went to see who was there. It was a Dept of Natural Resources officer. He had a warning citation for me for trespassing on the Amish guy's portion of the woods. He mentioned that the guy had trail cams so he had pics of me. but made no mention of my lack of clothes. The officer treated it very casual , more like he had to do it because the guy reported me and not like it was any big deal. He made no comment that I had greeted him at the door in only a towel. While he wrote up the citation in his car I had finished shaving and put some clothes on. My heart was beating fast when he first said trail cams and pics, but turns out i did not need to worry.
I do want to contact the Amish guy and apologize , maybe make it up to him by offering to let him soak in the hot tub after one of hunting sessions. Yes he does have a cell phone even though he is Amish, I just don't have his number.
My commute home is usually bottomless, but if the sun is out the shirt will come off too.One day, while stationery on the M1 due to an accident, the sun came out beautifully, so the windows were opened and the shirt came off. Because of the way we were stood nobody could see into my car.We sat there fore ages not moving before they finally closed the motorway and everyone was diverted off at the next exit and forced to crawl through the Leeds outer ring road stop/start all the way. I did have my shirt handy to pull over my lap if needed, but I never did. By careful crawling I never stopped alongside another car so nobody could look in. In fact, everyone was so busy concentrating on crawling that they never looked anyway.It may have been a dumb thing to do surrounded by people with nothing to do except wait and look about, but it made the stress of the problem go away and made the journey so much nicer.I ended up naked all the way home, which is something I never do as I have to cover up through two small villages. More luck meaning I wasn't seen there too
We had a similar situation some years ago on the way up to Liverpool. It was really hot and in the end we were both completely naked. One trucker did give us the thumbs up when he saw us especially when I reached across and stroked my husbands cock.
Ive had a few close calls.
One time I was riding my bike in high park (Toronto) late at night and I decided to get naked and ride around on the trials through the wooded areas without any clothes on. Ive done this many time. occasionally I get seen by the odd person out strolling in the night. and that is always fun. b ut this one time, I got extra bold and started riding around on the roadways. eventually i saw a car coming along the roadway and I got off my bike and tarted waking it because I really wanted to be seen naked by someone.
the car came along ans slowed down, matched my speed for a while and then pulled up beside me. it was a security guard. he asked me why I was naked in a public area like this, so I pretended that I was stoned and didn't realize that I was naked (I wasn't). he warned me that I should put some clothes on in case anyone else saw me. he said he had already called it in to his superiors, but since he didn't personally care that I was naked, he suggested that I put my clothes on or get off the roadway, because another security car will come by soon and I will get in trouble.
I continued pretending that I was stoned, thanked him, and slowly put my clothes on while he watched me.
I decided to go for a naked walk round my nearby city center, very early in the morning. It was market day and workmen were setting up the market stalls. So I avoided that area. As I walked I heard someone walking behind me. I speeded up so they didn't catch me up. But they would certainly have seen me. Once I got back in my car (still naked) I remembered that the entire area was covered by security cameras. I was being videoed. Maybe it entertained the control room staff. I never heard anything about it afterwards.
I quite often travel nude in my car but always have a sarong i the pocket of the set behind me so if I need to I can pull it out and cover my lap.
You just never know what may happen, I would love to have the opportunity to cruise on my bike or walk nude around the streets!
Cheers Steve
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