Recent Dare
A few friends were over the other evening and we were talking about Truth or Dare. The door bell rang. They knew I was comfortable with nudity so one of my friends challenged me to a dare: get undressed and answer the door. My friends went down down in the basement, I slipped off my pants and shirt, went to the front door and opened it. There, standing in front of me, was my next door neighbor-- she had come by to drop off a neighborhood petition for me to sign. She stood there, petition in hand, hardly able to say a word. Her mouth was wide open and her eyes went immediately to my pelvic area.
"Seems I caught you at a bad time" was the only thing she said. I assured her not to worry. I told her I was just about to jump in the shower and thought it was my wife at the front door. She smiled. I took the pen and petition and signed it. She thanked me, then left.
My friends were impressed that I had done the Dare so effortlessly. All was well for the remainder of the afternoon.
Two days later, my neighbor called and asked if I ever went nude in the back yard. Because she thought he had seen someone "naked" back there earlier this summer. I told her that I do from time to time and was sorry if I caused her any concern. She not only assured me that she wasn't upset but suggested I give her a call the next time I do-- because she'd like to join me. Turns out she enjoys going nude at home too.
You never know what comes out of a Dare done well.
A few friends were over the other evening and we were talking about Truth or Dare. The door bell rang. They knew I was comfortable with nudity so one of my friends challenged me to a dare: get undressed and answer the door. My friends went down down in the basement, I slipped off my pants and shirt, went to the front door and opened it. There, standing in front of me, was my next door neighbor-- she had come by to drop off a neighborhood petition for me to sign. She stood there, petition in hand, hardly able to say a word. Her mouth was wide open and her eyes went immediately to my pelvic area."Seems I caught you at a bad time" was the only thing she said. I assured her not to worry. I told her I was just about to jump in the shower and thought it was my wife at the front door. She smiled. I took the pen and petition and signed it. She thanked me, then left.My friends were impressed that I had done the Dare so effortlessly. All was well for the remainder of the afternoon.Two days later, my neighbor called and asked if I ever went nude in the back yard. Because she thought he had seen someone "naked" back there earlier this summer. I told her that I do from time to time and was sorry if I caused her any concern. She not only assured me that she wasn't upset but suggested I give her a call the next time I do-- because she'd like to join me. Turns out she enjoys going nude at home too.You never know what comes out of a Dare done well.
Was the petition about allowing more open nudity in the neighborhood? That would be a GOOD one to pass around for signage.
Great story, and probably not that atypical. Only goes to show that you never know who is/who isn't a nudist, you may have one right next door and not know it.
In fact, if the UK statistics are repeated on your side of the puddle, there are probably at least 3 nudist households in every street.
Besides home nudists, one of the groups here, there are an unknown number of secret nudists, people who never even refer to themselves as such. Recently, here in Israel, someone stole a cell phone from a woman sportscaster. She had nude photos of herself on it, but lacked the courage to say she was a nudist. She just complained about being violated. I used to have a neighbor who liked looking at nude men. I was more than glad to replace her Playgirl magazines, but soon after that she left. She comes for a visit every few years and this year I asked if I could be naked for her visit. She said no, but later confessed that she does housework in the nude.