Recycling

I come across containers which collect clothes for the charity shops. We call them Clothes Banks. I've visited quite a few, undressed and put all my clothes in the Clothes Bank (I emptied my pockets first). So now I'm naked and have absolutely nothing to wear. Then I make my way home. I have been caught. The best one was in Portugal when someone behind me said to their friend "Did you SEE what he just did!"

• 5 years ago