Faux Beach

"If a naturist strips barefoot nude in a forest and no one is around to see her/him, does s/he break a law?"

Were not exactly landlocked here in #TheSwamp, but there's not a nice beach worth mentioning for hours away. Sure, there are some secluded spots along rivers, but since these urban rivers are completely unswimmable whats the point of that?

So, we make do with some beaches in the sunny wooded glades. What they lack in sand and surf, they make up for in the cool warm breezes, convenient shade trees, and comfortable grass. No sandy stuff between the toes to contend with makes our beaches a happy compromise. But still envious of those of you who can walk run or bike to sandy beaches.

Being totally nude is never really a problem. It takes enforcement for something to be illegal and theres none of that.

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