i steeped out one morning to grab my paper and my dog saw a cat across the street she bolted out betweenmy legg and ran after the cat i ranaafter her yelling to get back then i realized i was naked and ran back in the house and put on my pj to run outside to grab the dog no one saw me that i know of
That so reminds me of a non-nudist moment in my life. We got this cat when I was a kid what was a female and lets just say she sometimes went through the motions to other cats as if she were a male, she was very confused . . .so my mom thought it would be cute to name her "faggot". Now, in this PC world we now live in . . . not too cool but this is the 70's I'm speaking of. One morning (she was an indoor cat for obvious traits of hers) she bolted from our front door and my mom loves to tell the story of how on a busy streeted summer morning I ran down the sidewalks calling "Faggot . . Faggot . .come back Faggot"
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One Saturday morning while my when my wife was alive. She was away visitng our son in Fl. We lived on a country road in Mo. When I got home Friday night I peeled off the clothes and just got relaxed. Any way Saturday morning I went to check our mail and forgot to dress as the mailman was coming down the road. He look at me and just shook his head. Then every time I would see him in town he just grinned at me. I thought to myself why don't you just take your clothes off some time and enjoy the freedom.
That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang andI went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff
Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.
Ahem... I'm female...it's MIEke...not MIke...
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Not that but one time i was standing in my kitchen, it was summer, my garage door was open and just the screen door close to kitchen. I had 3 elderly church ladies walk in my garage and knock on the door just as i walked into view!!!! I just stood there, they gasped and turned and walked away.shouldn'ttrespass!!!!!
That summer's day I'd been naked all day... Doorbell rang andI went to open it..totally forgetting I was nude.. two boys from the local catholic school were standing there, selling their lottery tickets....sigh.... I will never forget those faces... I have a feeling they will never forget either...pfffff
Catholic boys? They've seen naked men before.
That may be the case but the person whose post you are replying to there is a female.
As for the dog rushing out of the porch incident, the person got off quite well. I had an incident similar to that, fortunately non-nude). I had gone out early to put the milk bottles out, or collect the milk from the step (can't remember which), when my dog saw or heard something and launched herself at the house door shutting it with her weight. Leaving me trapped in the porch (had to wait for what seemed a very long time for my neighbour to come and collect their milk off the step and attract their attention (they had a spare key).
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