Dating

Post #1 2hangfreeTextileStay Nude and Free

by 2hangfree Textile

I once dated a lady ventriloquist, it didn't work out, every time I touched her boobs the coffee table moaned.

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Post #2 rrfalconButt Naked

RE:Dating

by rrfalconTextile

Why did the lady slap the midget?

Because he said, "Gee, your hair smells terrific!"

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Post #3 polomexxBarefoot

RE:Dating

by polomexxTextile

I once dated a girl that collected magazines.

But she had too many issues.

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Post #4 stoneandySuper Nudist

RE:Dating

by stoneandyTextile

I once dated a nudist who smiled everytime I told her nothing looked good on her.

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Post #5 polomexxBarefoot

RE:Dating

by polomexxTextile

I once dated a waitress. It didn't work out.

All she wanted was the tip.

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Post #6 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

RE:Dating

by 2hangfreeTextile

I squirt my girlfriend with a squirt gun and she laughed and said.. you finally got me wet.

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Post #7 polomexxBarefoot

RE:Dating

by polomexxTextile

I once dated a girl that owned a parrot. That thing would never shut up.

The parrot was cool, though.

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