Foreskin retraction
It looks like the original poster went away or got his post deleted, so all I'm going by is what Stevie quoted.
Maybe it's another British vs. American thing, but I didn't get the feeling that the OP was enticing these caregivers to be sex workers. It seemed to me that what he was taking pleasure from was not the manipulation itself but the discomfort of caregivers trying to deal with an absurd situation, a situation which was not of his doing. They had their protocols to adhere to whether they made any sense or not, and they were going to get the job done, by God, no matter how many troops they had to summon.
I have been in situations like that while hospitalized (although my foreskin was not an issue, since I had been relieved of that in infancy). We understood that the nurses and orderlies had to do their jobs, but when the situation went off the rails and they were suddenly dealing with things that they hadn't planned on, it looked more and more like a Monty Python sketch. When you're bedridden for months, as I was, you take your amusement wherever you can find it. And it did not dim my admiration for these caregivers in the least.
Thank you Woodsman21. You are quite right. I deleted the post because I was so embarrassed and insulted by the outburst from StevieLorna. I did not request the nurses to take any action. They did not even ask my permission. Other patients in a similar position might even regard such actions as an abuse.