In Western New York, it has been an usually hot and dry summer thus far. When I work in the garden, I wear old sneakers and an old pair of ripped shorts. I don't wear anything until it's time to go outdoors. Sitting here naked waiting for the sun to go down a little before going to the yard for more work.
In Western New York, it has been an usually hot and dry summer thus far. When I work in the garden, I wear old sneakers and an old pair of ripped shorts. I don't wear anything until it's time to go outdoors. Sitting here naked waiting for the sun to go down a little before going to the yard for more work.
How badly are the shorts ripped?
Pretty badly, frayed at the bottom, can't button them because the waist is too tight and there is a big hole in the front, right below the zipper, which I use to hold them up. The wife would never let me wear them in public, but they are comfortable
Pretty badly, frayed at the bottom, can't button them because the waist is too tight and there is a big hole in the front, right below the zipper, which I use to hold them up. The wife would never let me wear them in public, but they are comfortable
Sounds like these shorts are a candidate for one or all of three things other men have done with old shorts that they only wear in their own yard.
Cut off the waistband. If you can't button it you might as well get rid of it.
Open the crotch along the inseam so the goods are still covered but can hang completely free. Since it already has a hole, you're part way there.
Open the side seams for freer leg motion.