Minimalist, who know? As the season continues and the weather gets HOTTER, I may be inspired to mow the front yard in only shorts. In addition to some pretty SKIMPY shorts, I also have a pair of jean-looking underwear. I've been meaning to FRAY the edges so they look even MORE like cut off jeans. From a distance, I think these would be OK. to mow in. What do you think?
Those shorts would be fine even up close. And a shirt doesn't hide the "big" part of your belly, only the skin part.
I also mow the backyard nude then slip on some dark mesh shorts for the front. I do live on a rural road with a pasture directly across the road. The horses don't mind at all. Of course winter is moving in to my area this week, so I'll need to get the snowblower ready.
Temps here in N. Indiana got near 80 today after we had our first frost yesterday morning. Leaves are tumbling and the grass is growing
I mowed the front 2 sections in my barely there shorts and then debated about mowing the back section totally nude. But my view blocker
is in the shop today. I normally park my car in the driveway and it blocks most of the view from the lightly traveled road. I decided it would
be wise to keep my barely there shorts on until I got the portion done that is visible. I am glad I did. Two women turned into my driveway
on their Gator to turn around and would have caught me in full glory. I did slip them off once out of view of a passing car
I think they are the new owners of the adjacent property . I have only met the male so far. They inherited the 80 acres from their parents. Their parents knew about my nude habits but i do not know if
they passed that knowledge on to their kids Oh their 'kids' are in their 60s my neighbors were old.
Born_Naked, I'm doing my best to FIND those cut-off look-alike shorts! If the horses in the field across the road don't mind seeing you naked... why do you need shorts to mow in the front yard? LOL
Well, the neighbors to the sides can see across the front yards a bit. And the road.
Awww, goosej. The photo didn't attach. I would love to see your little shorts!
Born_Naked, that shot of you, mowing the yard naked is GREAT... but that shot of you SNOWBLOWING naked is... well... nothing short of EXCEPTIONAL! BRRRrrrr! Gives me chills and goosebumps just looking at it!
I hung my snow shovel up the garage, when I moved from Nebraska to Texas... and then LEFT IT BEHIND when I came to Australia! LOL
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