RE:turtled penis
Yup, between a 5" hard dick and 3-4" of fat there, it hides and I've had to pee sitting down for a number of years. Only heard the term "turtle dick" last fall though ;-) I've long since gotten over body issues though - you can't please everyone, and there are plenty of guys that like me as I am, and that's good enough. I would like to lose enough weight to pee standing up and go hiking though...
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