I drove out to one of my regular trail heads,Some people about. A few have chatted with me in the past, several have seen me naked and changing or poring water over my sweaty self and drying off.. never an Issue.Today I parked, got out and stripped. Shut that door to get running shorts out of the back.And found myself locked out of the car and naked.I could see my keys in the passenger seat.I would have to ask for help with no other option.I spotted two women who Ive seen on the trails walking a few times, they had just arrived.I walked across the quite busy parking area and said hi and told them my predicament.I made no attempt to cover myself, I acted just like I was fully dressed.They had the biggest smiles on their faces I was afraid theyd bust out laughing any second.The younger of the two asked, so what can we do for you ?I said I live eight miles away. How about a ride home to get my spare key for a full tank of gas ?They said ok and off we went. They had me sit up front and one lady got in the back.There were several quite funny one liners they came up with on the ride to my house.Then one asked if I was married, I said yes. Then they were worried about how my wife would handle this.We got there and they pulled in right up to the front door, I got out, knocked, my wife opened the door, looked at me and at them while I narrated my story. She was smiling, they were smiling, she says hold on then shut the door. Came back with the extra car key. Then walked to the car and invited them in for a glass of tea.I was the odd duck in that conversation. LoLI came out of the bed room with shorts on and my wife said hold on mister.You take those right off, these wonderful women are going to give you a ride back just like they found you.Laughter filled the room and we all ambled out. My wife handed me cash to fill their gas tank and whispered something to one of them and off we went.We pulled into the gas station and gassed up then when we left they told me what my wife whispered to them.She said I bet he set this up. They asked me if that was true. I said no not this time I swear. They laughed and told me the whole thing was fun. I admitted to them I loved every second of it.Back to my car we went. We all got out and they were drinking in every inch of me and not hiding it one bit. One then said, we both enjoyed it and hope to see you again.We parted and I took my run then went home. I asked my wife about it. She said they exchanged phone numbers and she expects to see them again.They were not nudists neither is my wife.The subject was done or so I thought.She added, Oh by the way I promised them you would be naked the next time they come over and if they like they can bring their husbands or any friends along.Again, I do love this woman.
Such a naked confident guy but no media on display. With all this happening, didnt you or anybody else in the whole group (all of which were comfortable with your nudity) ask for a group pic as a souvenir? This would just add some credibility to the story which otherwise sounds more like a fantasy !!!
One more heard but not seen.
When a member of one of the bands I was in retired, he started dressing more casually for rehearsals. I commented that he must be in the habit of dressing casually now that he was retired. His reply was that he was more likely to not get dressed at all.
I was on a camping trip hosted by a good friend's parents. My friend, 2 sisters, their parents, me, and 3 other friends. They had a boat and tube and we had a game of trying to drive crazy and knock the rider off the tube. We'd go for longest time before falling off. After a few rounds, I was getting tired and on my 3rd try, my arms gave out, and i was just holding on with my hands, but my arms were fully extended. In this position, my waist down, was dragging in the water, and since it was starting to hurt, i let go and wiped out. When they turned around to come get me, I realized I had lost my trunks. I guess the dragging in the water made the draw string come undone, and when I wiped out, I didn't realize my trunks had flown off. I couldn't find them, and I got in the boat naked and we didn't go back to shore for at least another 30-40 minutes. Everyone got a big laugh, and honestly, that's probably the first time I experienced being nude in front of others. We were all around 16-18 and both parents just laughed it off. But yea. not planned at all. Luckily, i wasn't that embarassed and everyone else just thought it was funny.
One I did see.Someone was showering nude at Gunnison.The showers are way outside the clothing optional zone and within view of the main park road.Yup I have done it too
Are you at all concerned about the ramifications if you were caught by a ranger when you were nude at the shower?
On an unrelated note, I took up your offer to check out some of the pictures in your profile of the time you were nude with the window washer.
While I was there, I saw that you lived in Jersey City and had several pictures of working out nude in a gym.
I have always wanted to work out nude in a gym and live only about an hour from Jersey City.
Would you be willing to share where you can work out nude, either by reply or message to me only?
Been several .. exposing myself to my busy body MIL was a fun one my late wife enjoyed.
Another was her sister, we were staying with her and I couldnt sleep one night. As it was the middle of the night I assumed everyone else was sleeping so I took myself downstairs nude and sat flicking through the channels. I pulsed at some soft porn which got my attention and had an obvious effect. While playing with myself I flicked on then was aware there was someone on the stairs. I turned to see my sister in law stood watching me. I apologised if Id woken her and she said she thought shed left the tv on the previous evening and apologised for the intrusion. Busted nude i stood and apologised for that and said I was going to make a cuppa if she wanted one and wandered past her to the kitchen . She watched for a moment then she shed probably ought to leave me to it and said good night.
In the morning I explained to my wife what had happened and she laughed and suggested her sister would be more embarrassed than I. She was lol.
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