RE:Newer than new

There's a graded series of status names rather like strip poker - the more forum posts you make, the more naked your status becomes. In some contexts, the status indicator is buggy and shows "textile" forever.

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RE:Newer than new

Here are the rankings:
000 Posts = Textile
011 Posts = Barefoot
051 Posts = Topless
101 Posts = Undies Only
251 Posts = Butt Naked
501 Posts = Super Nudist
1001 Posts = Super Nudist Level #2
2001 Posts = Super Nudist Level #3
3001 Posts = Super Nudist Level #4
4001 Posts = Super Nudist Level #5
5001 Posts = Ultra Super Nudist Level #1
6001 Posts = Ultra Super Nudist Level #2
These are active posts. Moderators for groups can delete posts or entire threads.
Also, when someone leaves TN all threads they started are deleted.
The early rankings were not accurate for me.
I am far more likely to be shirtless than barefoot.
Also, since I don't own underwear, when I got to undies only I was already butt naked.
My humorous comment for Super Nudist is that when you get there, you have to go into a phone booth, take off all of your clothes and emerge naked,
Similarly, once you achieve ultra nudist, you should move to a clothing optional resort and bring just one small suitcase of clothes, get rid of the rest and only wear any when you have to be off the grounds of the resort.

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RE:Newer than new

OK, got it. Thanks. Seems trivial and silly, but whatever!

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