Came across this today and loved it!

Said to a guy worrying about his dock size:

It's not the dick...It's the brain it's attached to. We are all born with the dick we're born with. It's up to us to make it a fuckin' hoot! There's always gonna be someone with a bigger, harder, more perfect dick. That is unavoidable. Make the most of iwhat youve got and enjoy it!

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