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When my dad was a kid in the deep country before mortuary services were universal, it was the practice that a group of men would gather - he was one of them, once, when the local grocer died - to wash and dress the bodies of male deceased, and women for the women - the gender precaution due to the nudity involved.
Morbid and turgid talk ahead - I seem to recall someone in the business I used to hang with mentioning that it is far from uncommon for a male's genitals to become and remain partially or fully erect postmortem, making an open casket nudist funeral rather, let's say, a tad more revealing than appropriate.
Many open casket funerals are only open from the waist up.
Don't we all hope death comes quietly while we sleep in our beds? If so, no doubt most of us would be nude.
Yes, and after 90.
A strange joke I read.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
I don't want to die screaming in terror like the 3 passengers in his car.



