A man buys a new sports car

Knowing his wife would want a ride, he asked her, Will you take all of your clothes off if I can reach 150 mph?"
His wife, feeling adventurous, said "Yes, of course"
He found an empty stretch of highway and quickly was cruising at 150 mph. His wife removed what she was wearing and as a result he was unable to keep his eyes on the road. The car veered to the shoulder and he slammed on the brakes and tried in vain to get the car back onto the pavement. Ultimately the car rolled and the wife was thrown clear landing in some grass. The man was partially stuck in a hole and could not get out.
"Go and get help" he yelled.
"I can't, I'm naked!"
"Take my shoe and cover yourself."
Holding his shoe to her groin she ran off down the road and came to a gas station. She ran inside and found the proprietor.
"Please help, my husband got stuck in a hole!"
The proprietor looked at her and then the shoe, and said, "There's nothing I can do, he's too far in."

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