My wife got naked

and told me to show her a good time
So I showed her a picture of my friends and I before we got married.

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RE:My wife got naked

This sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield line.
One of his more famous ones was
The bartender asked "What will it be?"
I said "surprise me"
So the bartender showed me naked pictures of my wife.
RIP Rodney

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