A male and female whale are swimming

... in the ocean when the male sees a whaling ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the same ship that killed his father many years ago. He suggests to her that they should both go under the ship and blow air out of their blowholes to cause the ship to turn over and sink.
So they did just that and it worked, the ship turned over and sank. Then the male realizes that the sailors survived and were swimming for land. He says to the female, "Let's chase after them and gobble them up."
She seems unwilling to do this and he asks, "Why not?"
She replied, "I was ok with the blowjob but I don't swallow seamen."

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