Tough hooker

One day, after striking gold in the Yukon, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest, and roughest hooker in Alaska," he said to the bartender.
"We got her," replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest, and toughest hooker in Alaska."
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over, and grabbed her ankles.
"How did you know I wanted you in that position?" asked the miner.
"I didn't," replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

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