A minister, a priest and a rabbi

are debating whose religion is the one true religion.
To settle this once for all, the priest suggests they all go out into the woods and convert a bear to their religion. Whoever converts a bear would be the deemed the winner. The three agree to the terms, and head out into the woods...
A week later, the priest and the minister meet back up. The minister asks "So how's your bear doing?"
The priest says, "My bear has already started the Bible. He should be done with it soon."
The minister says, "Oh, that's nothing. My bear's already finished the Bible.
I'm baptizing him next Sunday."
The rabbi walks up covered in bruises and cuts, and one of his arms is in a sling.
"Oh my God, what happed to you?" asked the minister.
The rabbi says, "You know, thinking back, I probably shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

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