I went to a pub

The girl seated next to me at the bar sneezed and her glass eye flew out and landed in my hand. I handed it back to her and we got chatting. After a few beers, I took her home and shagged her. Wondering if she was a bit of a slapper l asked her, "Do you shag everyone on a first date?"
She said, "No, only those that catch my eye..

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