A man is involved in a serious accident

And wakes up in hospital. The doctor tells him during the crash his dick completely severed but luckily he's in is the world's foremost hospital for dick transplants.
The doctor tells him he can have a small dick for $3000, a medium one for $6000 or a massive one for $12,000.
The man replies that he will need to consult his wife since it'll affect her also.
The next day the doctor comes by asking if he and his wife had come to a decision. The man says,
"Yes we have. We've decided to get a new kitchen"

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