Ten disadvantages of wearing big breasts

This is the third topic about breasts and Ok, I wanted to call it advantages and disadvantages of having big boobs but I frankly don't see many advantages here so there is that.

So let's look at (hopefully ten) disadvantages of big boobs.

1. They attract attention

Which doesn't mean much - see the next disadvantage, a five-legged calf or a road accident also attract attention. If I appear somewhere together with one of my friends who is the happy owner of beautiful B cups and we are wearing sexy clothes or we are topless or nude, most men will look at me. And not at my face, mind you.

Now, I got used to this in time but in my teens I hated the attention. As a child, we lived close to the ocean so we were on the beach every weekend with fair weather. My parents were not nudist but they were keeping me, like all the other kids, naked on the neach. I wanted to be a boy, I felt like a boy and I was so frustrated that I lacked that little something down there. So I was happy to hide that flaw when my scarce blondish pubes started to appear and my parents bought me a swimsuit bottom. The problem was that my boobs started to grow at about the same time. I didn't wear a top until my bobs were a C cup (at the time most girls and young women didn't wear a top on the beach anyway), when I had to accept, as a personal defeat, the fact that I can't look like a boy by simply not wearing a bra.
But topless or dressed, I resented the insistent looks on my body. I have pics from when I was 16, I was so complexed by my height, my slimness and the size of my boobs, which were all subject of mockeries from my colleagues but also the object of long looks from mature men. I was still wearing relatively tight clothes just like today - but that was definitely not to attract attention but because I have big bones - big shoulders, chest and hips, and if I don't valorise the slimness of my waist I just look fat. And I hate to be or look fat.

2. ... But men like B cups.

Well I also do, I would happily trade my Ds for a nice pair of Bs. Not necessarily that I want more attention from men, I have enough of that, thank you, but for all the other reasons which I am showing here. I don't think my breasts are really disproportionate because I am very tall and I have big bones, big shoulders and hips. In fact, in pics my C-cupped friends seem to have bigger boobs than me because of their smaller frame.

Btw, when asked, most guys in this group said that B cuops is what they prefer too.

3. Gravity wins

The bigger they are, the heavier they fall. I've seen many ladies in their 70s with wonderful natural perky B cups, but I remember none whose D cups were as perky as they must have been in her teens. So yes, we D cup wearers may look cool in our young, perky age but a lot less so later in life. Mine are still hanging quite well, you have seen them in hundreds of pics, but I reasonably expect this no longer to be the case twenty years from now.

4. You can't go braless everywhere

I know that you all hate bras as much as I do. But let's face it, I do need to wear one sometimes. At work mainly - except during summer months when we don't have official meetings. Happy owners of B cups can go without and not expect that people would notice it, but you can't not notice when D cups go without their cups. Not because they are low, mine are not that low, but because they move around. Which brings me to...

5. You can't be a dancer or a fashion model

I did ballet in my youth and I liked it. Ant little girl who does ballet dreams of becoming a star, a prima ballerina assoluta. But then they start growing boobs. Have you ever seen a prima ballerina with D cups? I don't think so. That's because you can't really wear big bras under those dresses and bib boobs have a life of their own, they don't stop when the owner stops and start moving a fraction of the second after the owner starts doing so. I know that many men like to see this, but a ballerina is supposed to look light and thin, effortlessly spinning around full of grace (it's actually highly athletic and difficult), not like a big mama hopping around.

I transitioned to competitive ballroom dancing and got to be national vice-champion. In ballroom dancing you need to be sexy so boobs are less of a problem. But less doesn't mean none, I still could barely compete with the grace of B cups. Plus, my height was an issue, I was 1m92 on those heels and all male dancers were shorter than me.

One day, after a show an agent waited for me and proposed me to join his agency and he would present me to famous designers for fashion modelling. Of course, what he really wanted was to fuck me (sorry for the word, but in this context it is accurate), but by the ripe age of 17 most girls are immunised to the idea that this is what most men around want from us.

In the end I accepted (only the presentation part) and he showed me indeed to a very famous (gay) designer. He didn't even ask me to move or catwalk or to undress, he just looked at me with a lot of disgust, and pointing to my chest: "What are those, girl? They are huge. And that (pointing at my hips) is too big too. We do fashion here, not porn. Take my advice, focus on your studies, modelling is not for you". The agent still insisted to prresent me to other designers and he still wanted to fuck me but I politely declined both offers and I took that designer's advice, which proved to be the best I have ever received.

6. They are so Gen X...

Google up some nude Miss America contests. You will know from the outset who will win: the girl with the biggest boobs. She may be less pretty, shorter and fatter than the others, but she has those so she is untouchable. There was a real obsession (at least in the US) with big boobs at the time. But that was then.

Also look at any pic or video from the streets or from the beaches from those years. Hardly any overweight person. Today, slimness is rare and idolised. We no longer need those big boobs to feed babies (not that we ever did, mind you, but this is another story), we have Baby Formulas. Abs are more appreciated than boobs and self confidence (with or without reason) is more appreciated than nicety and empathy.

So yes, I think my big boobs are so old fashioned that they probably make me look older than I am.

7. Going from big to small leaves scars

If you want to go from small to big you have good chances to get those silicon pockets inserted under your skin through your armpits and have no visible marks on your skin. But if you want to go from big to small or lift them because they start dropping you will get those dreaded anchor-shaped scars around the nipples, vertical and under the boobs.

I don't blame women who do this. If it's about lifting, it's just about removing a bit of excess skin. Even reduction is, I think, less invasive than introducing silicon balls under your pectoral muscles and keeping them there forever. But I know that all men will go "nah, I prefer natural boobs". Of course you do, you are programmed to like the best DNA available for mating and you can only judge that by our looks, but you know what? A lady's image about her body is more important than yours.

8. They are as sensitive as small breasts

Men have a tendency to believe that big boobs are less sensitive than small ones and to brutalise them. Thanks but no thanks gents. My Ds are every bit as sensitive as Bs. And so are the nipples, I can bear nip clips for minutes rather than hours. If you don't squeeze B's with a lot of force why would you squeeze mine? So yes, you are welcome to play with them, I very much enjoy it, but no hard squeezing and no biting, OK?

9. "Are they natural?"

In the right context, I don't mind receiving compliments about my boobs and it happened all the time in places like Cap d'Agde. But when a compliment is followed by this question I can only smile. Of course they are and you know that very well champ, you can't take natural D cups for artificial ones, they hang lower and move... What you mean is that you hope I will go "yes, they are, you can touch them if you have any doubt". But you have to earn that right and chances that I let you squeeze my boobs after we've just met and just because you ask this question are rather slim. Ok, there were a couple of exceptions in Glamour's foam bath but such were the rules there and this is another story which I don't think you want to hear.

10. Breast exams take ages

Fine, not a big issue, my breast exams must take a couple of minutes instead of 20 seconds, but I needed my 10th disadvantage as announced in the title and I couldn't find it - although I am sure that there are many more. And no, don't let your imagination run wild, my gyno is a woman.

But I suspect that male guys also get desensitised. If your job consists in squeezing the boobs and examining the vaginas of ten to twenty women a day, I am sure that within a couple of years this activity will become not more enthralling than Charlie Chaplin's screwing bolts in a Ford car factory. I have a good (male) friend who is a gyno and some of my girlfriends see him professionally. He invited me too, but I declined. I know that I am probably a bit too squeamish and odd in this respect but I prefer that the guy who puts his fingers inside me is a stranger rather than a friend with whom I roll on the mat, have diners and parties. I asked him about the desensitising issue and he replied something like "No, of course I don't sexualise my patients. That being said, we all have things that we enjoy more than others in whatever profession we have and I do like mine better when I examine someone like you than an 80 yo lady".

Which was kind of a mixed bag of an answer, wasn't it.

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