Would you like a lozenge

One of the great privileges of living in Queensland is that during summer one can get a decent swim in before the world wakes up. It's warm enough at 6.00am to be in the pool and the water is equally sufficiently warm enough. So I get up and swim basically every morning from about September through to April.

This morning I was out there in the pool and despite being a national public holiday my neighbours too were up. Our pool is relatively private, you have to really be trying to see into our pool yard. So I continued with my regular routine and hopped into the pool.

Oddly the one neighbour who has seen me nude in the pool gained a repetitive slight cough. Now this neighbour I have also spied going nude on her pool when her husband is not home.

It got the better of me, this repetitive cough she had. So timely I said "you may need a lozenge for that". And just like that the coughing stopped...

So I'm left wondering what was she trying to tell me?

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