What do you call your willy?

I've always thought that using the word Cock or Dick to describe mine is disingenuous because those words imply something big and manly not something small and boyish. So I usually use Willy or Micro to describe mine. Do you agree? What do you call yours?

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RE:What do you call your willy?

mine is called Justin as in Just In

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RE:What do you call your willy?

Mine gets Called Justin by friends as in Just In

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