Rubbers and a sleeping bag!

We had a guy join, way back when we just had a pay tab up, they would pay the full membership, then we would send them the gate combination, directions, alternate contact numbers, etc etc....

Way back when we used the Facebook private group page. He went over and joined that page.
So far so good............

Early spring when it was still cold and rainy, he posts on the Facebook page that he's heading out to the club. Couple people responded saying that there wouldn't be anybody out there because it's cold and rainy.....

I saw the dialogue and didn't comment because it looked like everything had been handled.

About a day later the new guy sends me a text saying that he's "heading out to the club", says he's "got a box of rubbers and a sleeping bag, does he need anything else?"

I thought he was being facetious. I told him it's cold and rainy, and he'd be up there alone. But if he wanted do it he'd have to either sleep in his vehicle or bring a tent....

He replied saying isn't there going to be any women out there? I told him no there's not going to be anybody up there. Then he says well "aren't you guys going to be up there? Or your wife?"

Then it hits me! He's serious about the condoms.

Now I'm a little bit irritated, and I said something to the effect: you already know that nobody's going to be up there, you asked it on Facebook and they answered. My wife doesn't go up there to get fucked and when other women are up there they are not going to respond well to a leg humper.

Then he says: "don't worry I know how to read a room"

My wife read through the dialogue and said: "he sure as hell didn't read this room well"......


I don't know if he ever actually did make it out here, ever. He sends a text every once in awhile asking about events or different things on the website. We have been putting him on all of the event invitation lists, we try to keep track of members from the past that never made it out, then give them free invitations to events. Sometimes they show up sometimes they don't.

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Kudos for doing your best to accommodate your patron. But, if he persists in being a jerk, try a new approach. Get two 6-foot 4x4's and a sheet of plywood to make fence section; drill a glory hole; paint his name along with an arrow pointing to the hole, plus the words, "Self Service." Don't forget a trash can with a label for "Used Rubbers."

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Lolgreat suggestion, my friend ! We have similar pest problems at our locations . Careful screening seems to be the best solution.

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I like that idea for as**** that have sex on the brain. They need to go to sister site like all the slut that post on this site!

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RE:Rubbers and a sleeping bag!

Kudos for doing your best to accommodate your patron. But, if he persists in being a jerk, try a new approach. Get two 6-foot 4x4's and a sheet of plywood to make fence section; drill a glory hole; paint his name along with an arrow pointing to the hole, plus the words, "Self Service." Don't forget a trash can with a label for "Used Rubbers."

It might actually be worth a try! I wish the subjects behavior were unusual, unfortunately it's actually fairly common. The self-service glory hole could persuade him and others to realize their sexual fantasies are completely unrealistic.

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Lolgreat suggestion, my friend ! We have similar pest problems at our locations . Careful screening seems to be the best solution.

I agree screening is probably the best defense. We have found that if we make it too cheap and too easy to just go online and pay, these guys will pay without reading anything sometimes it's couples, but usually a single dude. So we've added statements on the website saying that they need to email us before paying to join, that way it just gives me a chance to make sure that they are at least somewhat realistic.

I added statements on the website saying that if they're coming here to get laid they have almost zero chance. Hopefully that will dissuade most of the problems.

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I like that idea for as**** that have sex on the brain. They need to go to sister site like all the slut that post on this site!

I think most of those single hotties are just fishing for a wallet... I'm sure that the scams vary, but I think the general idea is to engage in a dialogue make an online friendship and then they try to hit you up for money saying that they have some problems that they need financial help with, probably phrase it as a loan..... Facebook seems to be inundated with those types of scams.

I'm in my fifties and when a 20-year-old hard body babe messages me saying she wants to talk, I know she's up to something so I just ignore it. We had a 22-year-old girl that moved into a trailer at the club, she was the biggest scammer I've ever met.

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