The range of responses here has been all over the place; Im not quite sure what to make of it all as its really quite personal. As someone that is probably technically categorized as just below average, Im happy to report my sweetie is quite happy and we have a fantastic marriage. My package size has just about *zero* to do with our relationship, 40+ years and counting. Go back and work on the things that make a union work and STFU about this subject. Is this straightforward enough for you?
As I naturist I have no inclination to focus on a person's physical size or the size of their body parts. The only size I care about is a person's personality. Those who insist on injecting these objectifying topics into the forum are simply pursuing an ulterior motive
Five boys and two dads crying laughing on a beach is the best response to this post I can think of.
Your story reminds me of when my boys were in grade school and were talking and laughing about weenises. I was confused about the context and then they pointed to their elbows and told me that was their weenis. So I looked online and sure enough found found the definition: a slang word for the excess or loose skin at the joint of one's elbow, which is technically referred to as olecranal skin. So we all need to look at the circumference of our olecranal skin, take a deep breath, and remember how weenis size matters!