Back to the question at hand.... It seems strange, but it works. I have never gotten a sunburned penis and I owe it all to a sock. Specifically, a low-rise sport sock which does not have a lot of loose fabric hanging down. This sounds disgusting, but to keep it on, you will need to curl the elastic around the top inward to capture the entire scrotum. Then it should stay on, provided you don't dance around crazily or something. Trust me, you don't want a sunburned penis. Of course, I suppose sunblock would work too. But if you're in a silly mood....
Brilliant post Chuckaluck...i tend to use a white sock (reflects the sun)...however my neighbour can knit so i now have various pieces of attire all 'made to measure'......the sun lotion just gets too damn irritating.People need to chill out on this site and have fun, laugh instead of nitpicking over what is deemed appropriate/inappropriate langauge etc. cheers for the laugh mate!
A cold dip in the pool will probably eliminate much of the problem if you get my drift. Why do we persist in this? Must have been the second glass of wine.
lol...Cock Sock, it's catchy and I love it. I really think some people should lighten up a bit, we are all adults here and really, cock is not a word none of us have never heard before.
But back to the original question, just go out and buy some nice woolly socks, should be big enough to get the whole package in there. So long as it's covered it will get no sun regardless of what colour the sock is.
I've never seen a need, but put a sock on it! ......if you must! .... but don't be tempted to hold it in place with a rubber band, they used to do that to lambs tales, and you know what happened to them! .....Ooooooo .... Ouch!
Hey, I'm a red head, and this is a non issue. I start early in the sunny season, get a reasonable amount of exposure, and allow nature to build up a protective tan on my body- ALL of my body.
the idea of covering up, silly idea. If you are THAT sensitive, then perhaps you should stay on the textile beach!