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Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don't like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Yep, I got a spam...or rather, if you reply it is most likely to become a phishing exercise. Very much like how the Russian mafia operates on many dating and social networking sites. Lure guys into sending money so the poor unfortunate BUT pretty sexy girls can buy an air ticket to be with them. But of course, the money just disappears. Oh...or there's the "my mother (or father) requires an expensive operation. Can you help out please". Oh not forgetting passprt expenses, travel documents....have heard it all before. One story I heard was about a guy who forked out $5000 to a Russian phisher using these methods.
Good luck all.
This is the BEST spam I EVER got! ............. At last, someone finally appreciates ME! ..... I almost don't want to report her! Oh, :( it's probably a him! .... damn! :(
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Angel778 said...
Howdy man, My name is Angel and I am a nudist girl. I am excited when I see your profile and I was looking forward to actually being able to meet you in person. So how do I get your attention so we can hang out in the nude. If I had to describe myself in a few words they would be the following: sensitive, passionate, sexual, beautiful,confident and adventurous. I had a dream the other night about you, after reading your profile, viewing your pictures and I heard knock at the door. When I open the door you were standing in the shadows in the nude. Hiking nude is the ultimate experience of freedom. Nothing between you and the air allows you to totally relax and become one with the environment.I think nudity helps us to be more open and accept yourself for whom we are, and it makes you a stronger, more confident person. Nudity frees the body as meditation frees the mind, permitting us to be who we are. I think nudism is one of the most powerful tools for healing, self-discovery and spiritual growth available to anyone. Being nude allow us and others to look inside ourselves and judge people based on character, honor, integrity and mutual respect. I enjoy antique shopping, going to plays, concerts and seeing a good movie as long as I am with a friend like you. I am an active outdoor type person who enjoys swimming,hiking, camping, volleyball and just about anything outdoors, preferably in the nude of course. I enjoy visiting Blacks Beach for body surfing in the nude and Glen Eden Sun Club which I am a member. They have trailers which I could rent if you would like to stay with me. After a day in the sun it would be fun to pamper you in my home, as I am preparing our dinner you can sit on my kitchen counter in the nude, so we can have a open dialogue. Then we can either listen to music or watch TV over a glass of wine. I think you have such a beautiful body, and I would say it reminds me of being a pair of perfect melons, firm and smooth as ripe peaches. Since I would like to visit with you in person I would be open to help fund half of the total cost of your travel so we can meet at friends. If you are comfortable with the idea you can stay in my home you can utilize the extra bedroom during your visit. If you find yourself not being comfortable staying in my home I would help fund you a motel room in the area. Now you have some idea who I am as a person but I want to learn more about you? I am also a member of an online nudist club named www.nu***************.com . I highly recommend you join the club and you can have full access to see my nude photos and nude videos there if you want to know more about me. You can find me under the username angel778 there. And of course, you can also make friends with other nudist girls over there. https://www.nu*************.com
This is the BEST spam I EVER got! ............. At last, someone finally appreciates ME! ..... I almost don't want to report her! Oh, :( it's probably a him! .... damn! :( ________________________________________________________________________________________Angel778 said... Howdy man, My name is Angel and I am a nudist girl. I am excited when I see your profile and I was looking forward to actually being able to meet you in person. So how do I get your attention so we can hang out in the nude. If I had to describe myself in a few words they would be the following: sensitive, passionate, sexual, beautiful,confident and adventurous. I had a dream the other night about you, after reading your profile, viewing your pictures and I heard knock at the door. When I open the door you were standing in the shadows in the nude. Hiking nude is the ultimate experience of freedom. Nothing between you and the air allows you to totally relax and become one with the environment.I think nudity helps us to be more open and accept yourself for whom we are, and it makes you a stronger, more confident person. Nudity frees the body as meditation frees the mind, permitting us to be who we are. I think nudism is one of the most powerful tools for healing, self-discovery and spiritual growth available to anyone. Being nude allow us and others to look inside ourselves and judge people based on character, honor, integrity and mutual respect. I enjoy antique shopping, going to plays, concerts and seeing a good movie as long as I am with a friend like you. I am an active outdoor type person who enjoys swimming,hiking, camping, volleyball and just about anything outdoors, preferably in the nude of course. I enjoy visiting Blacks Beach for body surfing in the nude and Glen Eden Sun Club which I am a member. They have trailers which I could rent if you would like to stay with me. After a day in the sun it would be fun to pamper you in my home, as I am preparing our dinner you can sit on my kitchen counter in the nude, so we can have a open dialogue. Then we can either listen to music or watch TV over a glass of wine. I think you have such a beautiful body, and I would say it reminds me of being a pair of perfect melons, firm and smooth as ripe peaches. Since I would like to visit with you in person I would be open to help fund half of the total cost of your travel so we can meet at friends. If you are comfortable with the idea you can stay in my home you can utilize the extra bedroom during your visit. If you find yourself not being comfortable staying in my home I would help fund you a motel room in the area. Now you have some idea who I am as a person but I want to learn more about you? I am also a member of an online nudist club named www.nu***************.com . I highly recommend you join the club and you can have full access to see my nude photos and nude videos there if you want to know more about me. You can find me under the username angel778 there. And of course, you can also make friends with other nudist girls over there. https://www.nu*************.com
Ooooh! She sounds like she really likes you, Phil, and she must be rich since she wants to pay half of the expenses to fly you halfway around the world. You'd better hurry and get her locked into this arrangement before she finds another sucker...er...um...I mean potential romantic partner. Oh, and whatever you do, do not change a thing on your hot and sexy profile since that is what attracted her to you.
This is the BEST spam I EVER got! ............. At last, someone finally appreciates ME! ..... I almost don't want to report her! Oh, :( it's probably a him! .... damn! :( _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Angel778 said... Howdy man, My name is Angel and I am a nudist girl. I am excited when I see your profile and I was looking forward to actually being able to meet you in person. So how do I get your attention so we can hang out in the nude. If I had to describe myself in a few words they would be the following: sensitive, passionate, sexual, beautiful,confident and adventurous. I had a dream the other night about you, after reading your profile, viewing your pictures and I heard knock at the door. When I open the door you were standing in the shadows in the nude. Hiking nude is the ultimate experience of freedom. Nothing between you and the air allows you to totally relax and become one with the environment.I think nudity helps us to be more open and accept yourself for whom we are, and it makes you a stronger, more confident person. Nudity frees the body as meditation frees the mind, permitting us to be who we are. I think nudism is one of the most powerful tools for healing, self-discovery and spiritual growth available to anyone. Being nude allow us and others to look inside ourselves and judge people based on character, honor, integrity and mutual respect. I enjoy antique shopping, going to plays, concerts and seeing a good movie as long as I am with a friend like you. I am an active outdoor type person who enjoys swimming,hiking, camping, volleyball and just about anything outdoors, preferably in the nude of course. I enjoy visiting Blacks Beach for body surfing in the nude and Glen Eden Sun Club which I am a member. They have trailers which I could rent if you would like to stay with me. After a day in the sun it would be fun to pamper you in my home, as I am preparing our dinner you can sit on my kitchen counter in the nude, so we can have a open dialogue. Then we can either listen to music or watch TV over a glass of wine. I think you have such a beautiful body, and I would say it reminds me of being a pair of perfect melons, firm and smooth as ripe peaches. Since I would like to visit with you in person I would be open to help fund half of the total cost of your travel so we can meet at friends. If you are comfortable with the idea you can stay in my home you can utilize the extra bedroom during your visit. If you find yourself not being comfortable staying in my home I would help fund you a motel room in the area. Now you have some idea who I am as a person but I want to learn more about you? I am also a member of an online nudist club named www.nu***************.com . I highly recommend you join the club and you can have full access to see my nude photos and nude videos there if you want to know more about me. You can find me under the username angel778 there. And of course, you can also make friends with other nudist girls over there. https://www.nu*************.com
Hey Phil, if you don't want her, can I have her????? I think I am in LOVE !!!!!!!!
Steve
This is the BEST spam I EVER got! ............. At last, someone finally appreciates ME! ..... I almost don't want to report her! Oh, :( it's probably a him! .... damn! :( _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Angel778 said... Howdy man, My name is Angel and I am a nudist girl. I am excited when I see your profile and I was looking forward to actually being able to meet you in person. So how do I get your attention so we can hang out in the nude. If I had to describe myself in a few words they would be the following: sensitive, passionate, sexual, beautiful,confident and adventurous. I had a dream the other night about you, after reading your profile, viewing your pictures and I heard knock at the door. When I open the door you were standing in the shadows in the nude. Hiking nude is the ultimate experience of freedom. Nothing between you and the air allows you to totally relax and become one with the environment.I think nudity helps us to be more open and accept yourself for whom we are, and it makes you a stronger, more confident person. Nudity frees the body as meditation frees the mind, permitting us to be who we are. I think nudism is one of the most powerful tools for healing, self-discovery and spiritual growth available to anyone. Being nude allow us and others to look inside ourselves and judge people based on character, honor, integrity and mutual respect. I enjoy antique shopping, going to plays, concerts and seeing a good movie as long as I am with a friend like you. I am an active outdoor type person who enjoys swimming,hiking, camping, volleyball and just about anything outdoors, preferably in the nude of course. I enjoy visiting Blacks Beach for body surfing in the nude and Glen Eden Sun Club which I am a member. They have trailers which I could rent if you would like to stay with me. After a day in the sun it would be fun to pamper you in my home, as I am preparing our dinner you can sit on my kitchen counter in the nude, so we can have a open dialogue. Then we can either listen to music or watch TV over a glass of wine. I think you have such a beautiful body, and I would say it reminds me of being a pair of perfect melons, firm and smooth as ripe peaches. Since I would like to visit with you in person I would be open to help fund half of the total cost of your travel so we can meet at friends. If you are comfortable with the idea you can stay in my home you can utilize the extra bedroom during your visit. If you find yourself not being comfortable staying in my home I would help fund you a motel room in the area. Now you have some idea who I am as a person but I want to learn more about you? I am also a member of an online nudist club named www.nu***************.com . I highly recommend you join the club and you can have full access to see my nude photos and nude videos there if you want to know more about me. You can find me under the username angel778 there. And of course, you can also make friends with other nudist girls over there. https://www.nu*************.com
LOL, Phil...I just want to know...what part of your body is she comparing to a pair of perfect melons that's as smooth and firm as ripe beaches??? Phil...honey...do you have moobies? I've never noticed them in your pics...
Jen
LOL, Phil...I just want to know...what part of your body is she comparing to a pair of perfect melons that's as smooth and firm as ripe beaches??? Phil...honey...do you have moobies? I've never noticed them in your pics... Jen
Over this side of the pond, we call them "manboobs" ....... and no I don't!
She must be referring to my nice firm, pretty little butt!
and btw, the profile hasn't gone yet!
LOL, Phil...I just want to know...what part of your body is she comparing to a pair of perfect melons that's as smooth and firm as ripe beaches??? Phil...honey...do you have moobies? I've never noticed them in your pics... Jen
Over this side of the pond, we call them "manboobs" ....... and no I don't!
She must be referring to my nice firm, pretty little butt!
and btw, the profile hasn't gone yet!
Word of advice to all, don't take a drink of coffee while reading Phil's posts. I almost choked on my coffee laughing while reading his response above. LOL
Thomas
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