Naked in a Prison Parking lot!
So this weekend I drove up to Bakersfield, CA to visit my son in Prison. This was first visit ever to a State Penitentiary. So I parked my car in the parking lot went around the corner to the visitors entrance, pressed the buzzerat the first gate, was allowed entry... ten feet later pressed another buzzer, gained access, walked less than twenty steps and had to press a third button to gain access to the lobby NOTE: all three buzzers were operated by the same lady looking out of the same window... why did she not release them at once ? I don't knowSo now I'm in the visitors lobby, the same gate operating lady greets me with "oh you're wearing blue jeans!" very observant I thought "oh blue jeans are not allowed... you'll have tochange" As I was about to leave she says "Also a baseball cap isn't permitted and nor is your (hooded) sweatshirt" So back out I go pressing another three buzzers to gain street access.Back to the parking lot I go. When I reached my car I kicked off my shoes, pulled the sweatshirt over my head and pulled down my jeans. It was then I remembered I'd one commando that morning!... So here I was standing alongside my car butt naked in a prison parking lot... I have never grabbed a pair of shorts so quick in my life! If there was a camera which I'm sure there were I didn'tsee it. I just grabbed a t-shirt and threw it on.... there's no way I wanted tobe seen or caughtas I thought if I did get caught I'd be charged with public nudity, maybe even some sort of sex offence to where I'd have to register!Learn it from me. IF you have to visit somebody in Prison READ THE DRESS CODE!
It's kind of funny how we get so comfortable without clothes that we can forget that we aren't wearing any/certain items. (A number of times I've started out my front door to go get the mail at the street, only to remember just in time that I'm completely bare.)
You're right about the dress code, though -- that would have been harder to predict.
You had me going. I thought that when she said you couldn't wear the jeans, the cap and the hooded top that you would just take them off in front of her. You would have complied with her instructions (literally) but I guess your son would have been embarrassed.
...(almost)Naked in the Starbucks parking lot! Temps have been pretty nice here lately. It was back to shorts, t shirt and flip flops for me. The other day I was running some errands and wanted to stop and get a cup of coffee at a Starbucks we visit on occasion. It's in the same shopping center as the Target. I pulled in and got out of the car. Grabbed my wallet, my cell phone and keys. I went in, got the coffee and put my wallet, cell phone and keys in my pocket so I could carry my coffee and pastry.
The shorts I love to wear ... I wear loose. They have a belt and I can tighten them when I need to but as long as I don't overload the pockets ... they'll stay up; but not with a wallet, cell phone and keys in them. I did my best to make it to the car but while in the middle of the parking lot street, I felt them begin to slip. By the time I got to the car, half my ass was uncovered and as I put my coffee and pastry down ... so went the shorts! Since I never wear underwear ...butt and genitals exposed ... but unknown to whom! I reached down and pulled them back up, not in a hurry but not slow enough to ensure I was seen. I looked around, there were people in the parking lot, over at the bank and driving in the parking lot but ... no horns, no screams, no yelling ... I may have dodge that bullet! :D
hahaha ... I knew there were others that have those same shorts! My most favorite pair of shorts became so thread bare that I had to finally throw them away. I wore them out and the waist band was frayed but the elastic still held them on my waist. They were shorter shorts and there were times when we'd be sitting someplace and I'd slide out of one of the legs ... hahaha ... a couple of times I thought my wife was getting frisky in public when she suddenly place her bare foot in my crotch. It was to shield my exposure! hahaha
other than my jean shorts mypull up shorts just have drawstrings which i always remove i too always go commando but have had few incidents of them coming down but at restaurants i have noticed others looking up my shorts much like us guys look up a gals skirt. i'm not sure how much they can see but i can usually feel a breeze up there.
I try and go with my wife to the nail salon every month. Not ashamed to admit it but ... I get pedicures pretty often. One warm summer day, I wore another pair of shorts, a bit longer but baggy, nonetheless. Didn't really think much about it but the Asian women doing the pedicures were giggling and speaking in their native tongue. Apparently ... I was exposing a bit more than I realized and they were commenting on it. Since then I've change shorts and nowadays when I don't go in, the women always ask my wife ... "where's your husband today!?" I doubt it's because of my shorts! hahaha
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