Do you ever feel like a goldfish?Hmm, nope, a salmon, tuna, snapper sometimes but never, ever a goldfish..
That's good, since the Gold Fish is destined to spend it's life naked in a transparent bowel without a moment of real privacy.

• 15 years ago

I stripped down darn, now I have to buy another mirror. Fourth one this week.
Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?

• 15 years ago

Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.
I tried "mirror mirror on the wallwho'sthe fairest of them all?"
All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirror

• 15 years ago

Do nudists need a sense of humor? Strip down. Look in a full length mirror. Now answer.
I tried "mirror mirror on the wallwho'sthe fairest of them all?"
All I got in reply was hysterical laughter. Must be time to buy a new mirror
I repeat line# 144.Are you sure that the mirror is at fault?

• 15 years ago

Woe is me. I got a new mirror and it laughs even louder than the old one.

• 15 years ago

I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up!

• 15 years ago

I'm affraid to try the mirror, they say it is seven years bad luck to break a mirror.

• 15 years ago

I tried another mirror - it just cracked up - I give up!

Hey Jack,
Heres something that might solve your problem.
Attach a Beefcake poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say,
"Wow! Diet and exercise is really paying off for me.

• 15 years ago

Is this the best way to meet your new neighbors?

• 15 years ago

Hey Jack,
Heres something that might solve your problem.
Attach a Beefcake poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say,
"Wow! Diet and exercise is really paying off for me.
Great idea. I don't have to look up theChippendalesbecause youprovidedmewithones I can use in post #151 and Post #138

• 15 years ago