Hey Jack,
Heres something that might solve your problem.
Attach a Beefcake poster, such as one of the Chippendale Dancers to the surface of your mirror. Then, when you glance at the mirror you will say,
"Wow! Diet and exercise is really paying off for me.
Great idea. I don't have to look up theChippendalesbecause youprovidedmewithones I can use in post #151 and Post #138

Oh you flatterer!

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That didn't work either so I found an old Charles Atlas ad and taped it to the mirror.
The mirror kicked sand in my face.
I am selling a hardly used magic mirror cheap or will donate it to the charity of your choice.

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