Yes I have been seen naked driving my car a couple of times. Last one was almost a month back in May 14, I was driving from Birmingham Airport to Rugby. It was late in the evening and getting dark. Not much traffic on the road so I decided to strip and drive.
As I stopped at a signal, a cyclist passed by and stopped next to my window. He looked at my side and saw me naked. He glimpsed and moved ahead but again turned back to look twice towards me as he moved his cycle across the road.
I drove from New Orleans (Yeah, Mardi Gras time.. lol) to St. Louis MO. totally nude. And yes. a few truckers blew their air horns, whether in appreciation or to show their anger, I don't know. ( I did have sense enough to cover up some when passing vans or pick ups) About 20 miles from Memphis I spy a Highway Patrol car, full lights and siren bearing down on me. I had no time to reach for my shorts, since they'd fallen on the passenger side floor. I did manage t shirt over my crotch. He saunters up and says, " I got a complaint that a naked man was driving the highway. You wouldn't know anything about that now, would you?" Ummmm (remember just a t shirt in my lap) "No officer, I sure don't!!" lol. He winked, said, make sure you don't show that thing to a bus load of kids! I might have to give u a ticket for that. Happy Mardi Gras!" and he left, smiling and shaking his head.
Nope, never caught. But two nude drives is not a lot to brag about.
The first time was when returning home to South Florida from a long road trip.My last stretch was across I-75 Alligator Alley from the Naples side of the state.It was about ten at night, thus dark out.I disrobed in a secluded area of the first Alligator Alley rest stop, got into my car and enjoyed a naked drive until reaching home.
My second nude drive was going home from the nude Haulover Beach, about a 40 minute drive.It was the 4th of July and a sudden rain storm formed.Everybody was soaked by the time they got back to their cars, including me.So I quickly stripped next to my car (even though nudity is a no-no in the parking lot) and drove home with a towel handy if needed.
I've been caught three times recently to my knowledge (no doubt there are others).
Last summer I was on the long drive from Lisbon to the Algarve in Portugal using the main A2 motorway. I stripped well before entering the motorway, putting all my clothes in the back of my car. I forgot about the toll booth as I left the motorway about three hours later. Those toll booths are set high and the lady had a clear view down into my car. I had made a token gesture putting a scrap of cloth over my bits but it was obvious I was completely naked.I added to my embarrassment by not having the cash to pay the toll. So we had a long conversation as she got all my details. I heard nothing afterwards.
Another time I found a traditional barn in the Yorkshire Dales, near home. There are few of these barns still in good repair so I went in and took some photos, naked. Their village neighbourhood watch woman had seen me and reported me to the farmer who was waiting by my car andreported me to the police. Sure enough there was a knock on the door when I got home. I admitted taking the photos to the local policeman on my doorstep. Reassured that it was me (an upright citizen) he happily went away.
Just a week ago I was driving naked and got caught up in a roadside survey. The policeman controlling the traffic could clearly see I was naked so I wasn't selected for interview. And he was busy directing traffic.
So I've been very lucky so far.
Has anyone ever been caught? I was driving home from Charleston, SC to Asheviille, NC and got pulled over for going 78 in a 65. I slipped myboxers on as soon as I stopped the car. The office asked me why I was dressed like that..... thank God I got a really bad sunburn, and I could use that as an excuse. He let me go with a warning :P
No, Not Yet. I will drive to work at 5:45 AM with my pants and underwear down to my ankles. I have driven naked a few times at 2:00 AM around the neighborhood. I have left the house at that time once before completely naked, no clothes with me, left them in the apt. I drove around for about 15 to 20 Minutes naked. I go Hiking naked at a local Nature Preserves.
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