Jimmy John's Sign
If you have a Jimmy Johns deli shop near you , check it out and see if they have this cute sign posted" we would love to see you naked , but state law requires shirt and shoes" it is so tempting each time I am inthere to take them up on their request. Go in the bathroom and come out with just a shirt and shoes on.
When I've had to cover up in Southern European resortsI've often worn an inadequate, see-through sarong. I've found thatit is the girls who are more likely to be amused. I'd made agesture to cover up and they had seen parts they thought theweren't meant to see.Any accompanying men getprotective.
In a similar vein,while choosing ice creams from the cafe freezerI have had my penis slip out of a pair of shorts
whose crotch had just rotted.
While I did not see the young waitress's reaction,my wife
tell me she was quite amused.