Time to face up to reality.
OK, .....New year, .....New start, .......time to turn over a new leaf and all that, .....time to face up to reality, .......time to face it like a man, ........the fact is, ......yes I'm afraid it IS true, .......I have in fact been, ...... without putting too finer point on it, ......Oh what the hell! .............I have been in denial. ......Yes, in denial! .........me! Mr knowitall, ......Mr can'tshockme, .....Mr beentheredonethatcrosseditoffANDgot the 'T' shirt Phil. Could this even be the dreaded "Mid Life Crisis?" ............I know, .....it happens to all of us, there no shame in it, .....and I know that this will come as a shock to most of you, but, ....despite the fact that I will always be, ...somewhere between 25 and 35, ........this body that I have been blessed with, is now getting on a bit. ........In fact, ........I know it IS hard to believe, ......but it was actually created, way back in 52, a very good year mind you, it requires very little maintenance, and is still in excellent working order, (well, more or less) but , ...none the less, a very scary 56 years ago! (HOW THE HELL, DID THAT HAPPEN!) .....there, ......I can't believe I've said it, ........but there you are. ........Sorry if it has come as a shock to you, it shook me as well! Don't want to upset or disappoint anyone, especially the young ladies, but thought you all should know. I am however, hoping to acquire a later model soon, (well with all this modern science, reincarnation, could be a distinct possibility) but for now, tired though it may be, it will have to do. The pics are a couple of years old, but still pretty accurate. It's just that we've not had a decent summer since. I hope this revelation will not spoil our friendship, or jeopardise any potential future relations :)
Looking forward to getting to know many more of you in the new year. So to all of you, Wishing you have a very Happy, ..... Nude, .....New Year! .......
Hope this has helpt you to start it off with a smile, even if it has killed me! .....
and No, I don't want your old Zimmer frame, ........... yet! .........
and finally, remember, a stranger, is just a friend you haven't met yet :) ........
Phil.
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Well, looking at the ages of a bunch of us in the profiles, I think you've got a lot of company in the mid-life crisis department. I know I'm in the same boat to some extent, but working to counteract it with exercise and fun!
Well, looking at the ages of a bunch of us in the profiles, I think you've got a lot of company in the mid-life crisis department. I know I'm in the same boat to some extent, but working to counteract it with exercise and fun!
And a very very young woman would help too !!!!! LOL
Steve
Well, looking at the ages of a bunch of us in the profiles, I think you've got a lot of company in the mid-life crisis department. I know I'm in the same boat to some extent, but working to counteract it with exercise and fun!
And a very very young woman would help too !!!!! LOL
Steve
When my ex turned 40, I told her I I was going to trade her in for two twenty year olds. She told me I wasn't wired to 220 LOL Thomas
Well, looking at the ages of a bunch of us in the profiles, I think you've got a lot of company in the mid-life crisis department. I know I'm in the same boat to some extent, but working to counteract it with exercise and fun!
And a very very young woman would help too !!!!! LOL
Steve
When my ex turned 40, I told her I I was going to trade her in for two twenty year olds. She told me I wasn't wired to 220 LOL Thomas
Ya, I told my ex the same thing, and she traded ME in !!!!! LOL
Some women just have no sense of humor !!!!!
Steve
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