A Nudist's Diary
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Most embarrassing Nude moments
Return to DiscussionsDo any of you have really embarrassing nude moment to share. Well I have few but would like to share the most embarrassing one.
This was around six years back when I had to be admitted to hospital for a Hernia operation. It was not emergency surgery but still I went on to get it rectified as with time the problem already worsens. So apart from the ongoing problem I was otherwise perfectly fine mentally as well as physically.
So the morning of the operation one ward boy came to shave off my pubic hairs. He also had an assistant whose entire job during the shaving was to stand there and watch. I was just wearing a cover, the types they give you to wear in hospitals. So that was effortlessly removed and the shaving started. At first I was enjoying the whole episode as being unmarried at that time it was the first time that anyone was touching my penis and scrotum and every stroke of the razor felt very soothing.
Then the unthinkable started to happen. Suddenly I started having an erection and the hardest I tried I could not control it. The person shaving started to seem uncomfortable as well. The presence of the onlooking assistant didn't help the matter either. Then gradually pre-cum also started to ooze out of my penis and I just wanted the ordeal to end.
Then suddenly the door opened with a flash and there was this lady nurse who stood there totally confused. She looked at my hard meat seemed embarrassed as well and asked the ward boy why had he not locked the door and went out closing the door. Then he quickly finished off his job in hand and literally ran out of the room.
I was thankful that the moment had passed. I had little idea that my ordeal was far from being over. In fact it had just begun.
One of the doctor was my own Paternal Aunt. I was not supposed to be made unconscious and the operation was to take place only applying local anesthesia which meant I was to be fully awake during the operation. When I was taken on the OT table and the cover was taken off my doctor aunt practically screamed out. The shaving was done very untidily and there were few hairs that were left behind. Only I knew the whole reason why the job was not completed cleanly. You guys can imagine the situation where in front of so many doctors and nurses (one of them being my own aunt) the remaining shaving was completed.
Now when I look back and think of the situation I really laugh out loud but that time I had no other feeling than being really really embarrassed.
As I have been a nudist from birth I don't think I have ever been embarrassed by my nakedness because it has always been second nature to me. J, however, admits to several genuinely embarrassing moments in the early days of becoming a nudist in her early twenties and especially one occasion shortly after we were married and had moved into our new house. She had thrown herself into my nudist lifestyle and we never wore anything at home or in the garden if it was warm enough and so one afternoon when I was not at home and she was sunbathing there was a ring of the bell on our garden gate which led onto a footpath behind the high hedge. Without thinking she got up and opened the gate to be confronted by the vicar, she was some distance from her towel on the lawn and he apparently just stood and gawped....................
I'm not embarrassed by being naked, even if I'm caught unintentionally by a non-nudist bursting into my garden while I sunbathe. I came close to it soon after I started into nudity. I'd disposed of my clothes on a walk in the woods and drove home naked. As I arrived in the shared parkin lot my neighbour was washing his car. I had no alternative but to drive in and park. Having nothing to cover myself I then had to get out of my car naked. At that very time his wife came over to ask me something.Mostly embarrassment arises when a man's penis sends an unintended signal in a non-sexual situation. An example was only last week at a nude night in the French restaurant. One man, already naked, had an involuntary erection as an attractive young lady undressed to join us. In my case it is not erections that cause my embarrassment but a hanging string of precum. It is just as involuntary and I may be the last to notice it. For some reason it just would not stop during my full body wax last Monday. I was embarrassed, knowing she would need to handle it for the intimate waxing at the end of the treatment.
Out of the total episode two things were mainly embarrassing for me. Not the erection and neither the presence of so many people in the OT. A string of precum was hanging from the tip of my penis to the hand of the shaver (though he was wearing gloves). Till that moment everything was fine.The second moment was getting your pubic hair shaved in front of so many people one being my aunt. That moment everyone else had absolutely nothing to do but watch the activity going on. Knowing that you are the only one naked in the room and everyone looking nowhere else other than your scrotum getting shaved is a bit odd you know what I mean.Except that I enjoyed the whole episode.
Out of the total episode two things were mainly embarrassing for me. Not the erection and neither the presence of so many people in the OT. A string of precum was hanging from the tip of my penis to the hand of the shaver (though he was wearing gloves). Till that moment everything was fine.The second moment was getting your pubic hair shaved in front of so many people one being my aunt. That moment everyone else had absolutely nothing to do but watch the activity going on. Knowing that you are the only one naked in the room and everyone looking nowhere else other than your scrotum getting shaved is a bit odd you know what I mean.Except that I enjoyed the whole episode.
Great story. I think if this happened today I would not be embarrassed at all except if one of the people was a relative. But if it had happened when I was the age you were I would have been embarrassed by the whole thing. It has nothing to do with chronological age its just that when I was in my mid 20's I was personally not comfortable with being nude or with being erect in public. I did somewhat enjoy it but still it would have made me self conscious. I am glad this is no longer the case.
would like to share a story...when i was embarrassed for few seconds and then enjoyed it.
This happened last year when we went for a official trip. I was sharing room with a male colleague of mine. Once long back i told him that I am a nudist and i also told him that i sleep naked.
On first day, I reminded him that I cant sleep with cloths and reminded him that I would sleep naked. He smiled and said no problem. then he shared some of his experiences of skinny dipping.
In the night he first went to bed and watching TV. I went for a shower and came out nude from bathroom...wiped myself in front of him...combed hair etc...and went to bed. Slept out.
Next early morning, when i woke up I found that he is already up and was shaving. I was just lying lazily...with a blanket on me. Then he came out in a towel and said - Good morning suhrit.
I said good morning - and I noticed that he got a cut and profusely bleeding.
I told him and he said yah...but am not carrying any aftershave....in a reflex, I jumped out of bed checked his cut. it was deep. And I saw he was staring down with a nervous look. Then I realized that I am having an intense morning erection. for first few seconds I was embarrassed. Then it a fun. I started looking for an antiseptic cream in my bag...(knowing very well that I did bring it ) ....he was observing me. Then in that condition I went to the attached balcony where there was an aloevera plant. I broke a part of a leaf, washed it and put the gel on his cut. Through out I was nude with morning wood. By that time he relaized that my erection is harmless... so he was easy and cool
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Not sure I would describe it as my most embarrassing but I can relate to your hospital story. In spring 2013 my cardiologist ordered a heart cath where they go in through the groin with a probe and look at the heartSo off came the pubes on both sides even though the procedure only needed to go in on one side.It was a male prep nurse and it was just him and I in the prep area. They do not knock you out for the heart cathso i was awake and talked to the doc while he probed around. The only thing I could feel was the pressure he kept onmy groin area to keep the bleeding under control. I know there were many in the OR and lying there nude did not bother meThe cath confirmed what the doc suspected that I had a heart issue that needed corrected. Not an emergencybut did need to take care of it. So for 3 weeks I had open heart surgery hanging over my head.The pre-op lit said that they would shave nipple to nipple and neck to belly. Having only a handful of hairs in thatarea I was not too concerned was not going to loose much. In the 3 weeks the pubes started to grow back.Surgery day came and once again I was lying nude on the prep table awaiting the prep nurse to come inThe first thing he said was " you are here for a full bypass right?" that was a shock since the doc has explained it was not a bypassit was a valve replacement. So I spoke up and told the nurse that. He then proceeded to shave me like it was a full bypass " just in case " not what you want to hear before they knock you out. A " full bypass" included the chest but also reshaving the groinarea and the insides of both legs both above and below the knee if they needed to get a vein from that area.I think it was the total vulnerability of lying there total exposed with the nurse preparing me for far more than the dochad described that was one of the most vulnerable times in my life. The surgery did end a bit more complicatedinvasive than expected but was just a valve replacement. I healed up far quicker than expected and restored to a much better quality of life.