Yesterday morning before work I decided to go out in the backyard naked and take a few playful pictures in my wife's garden to post on this site.

Shortly after I started my workday and had a meeting, and then had to run out to a physical therapy appointment. As I may have mentioned I have been working to recover from a shoulder injury for a few months now.

My physical therapist is sweet, awesome, professional, and friendly, and has been helping me a lot. Towards the end of our session she was assembling the list of exercises for me to work on for the next three weeks. I was having trouble getting one of the exercises down so she asked me to turn the camera on on my phone and she would make a short video of me performing the exercise correctly so I would have that to refer to.

I opened my camera and selected video mode and realized to my horror that in the bottom corner of the screen there is a small thumbnail of the last picture that was taken which of course was of me naked in the backyard. We were out of time, and her next client was waiting so there was some pressure, and while she was sitting right in front of me I went in and started frantically deleting photos in the hopes that the thumbnail would disappear. Unfortunately I realized that my camera had been in multi picture mode and so there were fifty or more pictures that I would have to delete to get the thumbnail to disappear. I realized that was not possible and didn't know what to do.

Thinking fast, I reasoned that the thumbnail is pretty small and she probably wouldn't pay much attention to it if she started the video right away. So I handed her the phone and attempted to cover the photo in the corner with my hand. Unfortunately, as she took it her thumb must have hit exactly the wrong place because she gasped out loud, covered her mouth, and then started laughing.

She sat there for a few seconds laughing and her face turned red, and she handed me the phone back and said you probably want to fix this. I took the phone back and realized that there was now a full screen image of me completely naked in the backyard holding an enormous cucumber up next to my little guy. Its the picture I posted to my account yesterday.

I was completely embarrassed and apologized profusely, and I'm sure my face was even more red than hers. I set the phone back to video mode and let her make the video of me performing the exercise and it's funny because in the video the phone is shaking and I can hear her continuing to laugh even though it's obvious that she's trying not to.

This was completely accidental and something I tried hard to prevent. I guess Im glad that her reaction was laughter- Im sure she could tell how humiliated I was. Wondering what she thinks of me now, and how awkward our next meeting will be...

Be careful out there!

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