Daring Nudists!!
For nudists who are not afraid of trying anything new! Such as getting naked at work after everyone leaves, streaking, Driving a car naked...Fun things that might get us into trouble that excites us. And please feel free to write about the craziest thing you done in the nude :)
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Naked in a Prison Parking lot!
Return to DiscussionsSo this weekend I drove up to Bakersfield, CA to visit my son in Prison. This was first visit ever to a State Penitentiary. So I parked my car in the parking lot went around the corner to the visitors entrance, pressed the buzzerat the first gate, was allowed entry... ten feet later pressed another buzzer, gained access, walked less than twenty steps and had to press a third button to gain access to the lobby NOTE: all three buzzers were operated by the same lady looking out of the same window... why did she not release them at once ? I don't knowSo now I'm in the visitors lobby, the same gate operating lady greets me with "oh you're wearing blue jeans!" very observant I thought "oh blue jeans are not allowed... you'll have tochange" As I was about to leave she says "Also a baseball cap isn't permitted and nor is your (hooded) sweatshirt" So back out I go pressing another three buzzers to gain street access.Back to the parking lot I go. When I reached my car I kicked off my shoes, pulled the sweatshirt over my head and pulled down my jeans. It was then I remembered I'd one commando that morning!... So here I was standing alongside my car butt naked in a prison parking lot... I have never grabbed a pair of shorts so quick in my life! If there was a camera which I'm sure there were I didn'tsee it. I just grabbed a t-shirt and threw it on.... there's no way I wanted tobe seen or caughtas I thought if I did get caught I'd be charged with public nudity, maybe even some sort of sex offence to where I'd have to register!Learn it from me. IF you have to visit somebody in Prison READ THE DRESS CODE!
It's kind of funny how we get so comfortable without clothes that we can forget that we aren't wearing any/certain items. (A number of times I've started out my front door to go get the mail at the street, only to remember just in time that I'm completely bare.)
You're right about the dress code, though -- that would have been harder to predict.
You had me going. I thought that when she said you couldn't wear the jeans, the cap and the hooded top that you would just take them off in front of her. You would have complied with her instructions (literally) but I guess your son would have been embarrassed.
other than my jean shorts mypull up shorts just have drawstrings which i always remove i too always go commando but have had few incidents of them coming down but at restaurants i have noticed others looking up my shorts much like us guys look up a gals skirt. i'm not sure how much they can see but i can usually feel a breeze up there.