Not us this time. We'd gone to a riverside field to take a dip nude, only to discover a naked couple already there and eager to have us help with their problem. Having stripped and put their clothes in their boot where they'd brought their picnic, they'd returned to their car to discover it was floating off down the river almost totally submerged as the hand brake had failed and the car had rolled into the river on its own. Fortunately we got some of their clothes back, they'd floated out of the still open boot but we finished off the picnic wine and left over food, took them to a phone box and they called another friend to come and get them and take them home. I don't know what happened to the car, that would have been rubbish anyway even with the car keys still in his trouser pocket with his wallet. Ho Ho. Better luck next time. 1735hrs

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