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Wearing Seatbelts

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The title for the group photo ought to be "Thanks for reminding me to fasten my seat belt." And when the young woman was pulled over for slightly speeding she told the officer, "I'm not naked. I'm wearing my car." And she tugs at the seatbelt to show the officer what she meant. Of course, she got a warning about speeding. But also a date to take the officer to the nude beach.

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RE:Wearing Seatbelts

The title for the group photo ought to be "Thanks for reminding me to fasten my seat belt." And when the young woman was pulled over for slightly speeding she told the officer, "I'm not naked. I'm wearing my car." And she tugs at the seatbelt to show the officer what she meant. Of course, she got a warning about speeding. But also a date to take the officer to the nude beach.

LOL

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