The first time I opened the door naked was when i was 19-1/2 years old. It was the middle of July and I was home from college. It was about 8:30 am, and my parents both left for work already, when the door bell rang. My bedroom window on the second floor overlooked the front door, so very sleepily, I opened my window and leaned out and asked who was there. It was the meter reader, and I told him I'll be right down.
As I was getting ready for bed the night before, I took off my briefs and they were all balled up on the floor. I grabbed em, and had all intentions of putting them on. But as I was standing on my side of the doorway, I could not un-ravel them. The meter reader obviously had a schedule to keep to, and he just rang the door bell again. Holding the rolled up briefs over my crotch, I opened the door the let him in, and I really, really did try to un-do the ball, but could not. I then just dropped them on the floor and said "the hell with this. I just got up and sleep like this'.
Then I got really nervous. What if he called the cops? What if he came back and told my folks? What if he told my folks and they called the cop? But he just said 'It's o.k. I know what a penis looks like'. He came in, we went downstairs for him to read the meter, and within 2 minutes he was done and gone.
I have been hooked ever since. That was over 45 years ago, and I still answer the door naked every single chance I get. I just will not answer it that way to a minor child.

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