LOVE TO SHOW YOU MY NUDE BODY CLUB
Everyone nudist/naturist who likes to show his/her nude body and also likes to look at other people's nude bodies.
- created by northstar401
You may find this amusing
Return to DiscussionsIts no secret at the bar which I frequent that my leisure activities include nude beaches, nudist clubs and resorts. I would never impose nudity upon those which dont wish to view it so I made up the following as a joke.
I took a picture of the front of the bar then Photoshopped in a nude picture of myself taken on a beach in Jamaica. Since this was designed strictly for humor, I blocked out the genital area with the black box and the type Caught You was added. An 8x10 print was then made.
I added the flap which stated Do not Remove.
I presented this to the bar owners and they requested my permission to display it in the ladies room. They placed the photo in a frame and added the flap to the outside.
Ive been told that the flap is receiving a lot of wear and tear so it appears that the joke has been successful.
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Its no secret at the bar which I frequent that my leisure activities include nude beaches, nudist clubs and resorts. I would never impose nudity upon those which dont wish to view it so I made up the following as a joke.I took a picture of the front of the bar then Photoshopped in a nude picture of myself taken on a beach in Jamaica. Since this was designed strictly for humor, I blocked out the genital area with the black box and the type Caught You was added. An 8x10 print was then made.I added the flap which stated Do not Remove.I presented this to the bar owners and they requested my permission to display it in the ladies room. They placed the photo in a frame and added the flap to the outside.Ive been told that the flap is receiving a lot of wear and tear so it appears that the joke has been successful./span
Do you still frequent this bar anymore? Have you received any positive responses to your photo, maybe someone wanting to actually SEE what the flap of paper is covering?
You have reminded me of the urban myth of a bar which had a reproduction of Michelangelo's statue of David in the ladies room with a hinged fig leaf over the genital area.
Underneath the fig leaf was a small plaque containing the words "You have rung a bell in the bar."