most humorous experience
Return to Discussionsi am sure we have all had funny experiences that relate to our small size. once we're past being self-conscious about it, we can all laugh at our predicament. so tell me, what are some of your funniest times being small? one of mine (and there are many), was when my son passed me in size. he was 10 or 11, and had seen enough men to know what was "normal". he was so relieved he didnt inherit my diminutive size. it really cracked me up cuz he didnt want to hurt my feelings, but was clearly happy about it.
My first visit to a nude beach was at Brighton with my wife and her friend. As I stripped off the friends exclaimed: " Oh you are a little boy!" I'm not sure whether her emphasis was on the word "little" or the word "boy". It left a lasting impression. Incidentally both women stayed clothed.
I grew up in a city in northern China, and we all have the habit of going to the bathhouse, where you have people to clean your body, for a fee. I remember two years ago I went to the bathhouse, when the cleaner was cleaning my body, he asked me, are you here with your dad? I thought it was strange but I didn't care why he asked. It wasn't until I was ready to leave that I realized my cleaning fee was a child's ticket. I wanted to tell them there was a misunderstanding, but I'm sure they judged my age by size.
Ps. I shave my pubic hair all year round and have no other body hair, and I think that's one of the reasons.
Up until I was 40 years old I was always mistaken for being much younger. Now at the age of 64, there's no doubt I'm older but most still guess me to be in my early 50s to late 40s until they see me naked with all of the sagging skin etc. Since I used to weigh 400 pounds and have been at 265 for 17 years now there's no tightening that excess skin. C'est la vie!
Steve
Last winter I visited a friend of mine who recently moved to Florida - he has a pool in his back yard - private - so he asked me if I was ok with going in naked.. I laughed and said I preferred it.. well, we've never seen each other naked - and when I took off my clothes his mouth dropped when he saw my tiny dick - he is VERY well hung.. I guess my eyes popped out. Two extremes!! We didn't talk about it.. I guess his reaction caught me off guard!