More Naked Than Clothed
If you spend on average more time naked than wearing any clothes then you are welcome to join.
- created by erabretsim
When do you dislike wearing clothes the most?
Return to DiscussionsAs the weather gets warmer when summer is approaching I find myself doing everything I can to be naked outside as much as I can. I watch the weather forecasts, work longer hours when its wet or cooler, and as soon as its predicted that we'll get a few days of warm sunny days I try to make sure I've got time off of work to take advantage and be naked outside for as much of it as possible. Its the same every spring for me, I want to maximise my nude outdoor time. I am the same throughout the year, but especially after winter I can't get enough naked time outside.
I live nude at home year round as long as its not really cold, socialise with nudist friends throughout the year in our homes and make trips to nudist spas etc, so I manage to live as a nudist a lot, but its the outdoor nudity that I love the best, I don't ever seem to get enough time naked outside.
Last Thursday through to Monday we had our first decent run of hot sunny days this year, we've had days here and there but not a few like that. I went to the beach on all of those days, its an hours walk there, and spent +8hrs nude there each day with various friends, it was great to be naked outside so much. For those 5 days I wore clothing for 10 hours in total, it was great to be nude for so much time, but not enough for me. I can deal with the walking clothed there, as I know I'm going to be naked for hours afterwards. But I really hate having to get dressed when its time to go home, even though I know I will be nude as soon as I get back. Its the leaving a wild and natural place I love where I know other people who love socialising naked outside too, that is hard to do, it just seems so right to enjoy the day in the company of others while we're all naked.
I wish nudity was more widely accepted. Dressing to go home from the beach is when I dislike wider society's approach to nudity, what times do others dislike having to get dressed the most?
Time and Place may vary, but the answer is still the same and will always be: Right Now. Get comfy a moment because I feel like having Story Time.
Buttoning Up to Zip to the Store in the Bible Belt
(*** I'm getting dressed, laboring with fabrics and buttons and ties***)
Right now, especially if it is holding me up when I'm in a hurry or for for some incredibly short and trivial errand like down to the stop sign at the end of the street to go ahead and get gas in advance of heading to a job or taking a road trip... now is when I hate the required wrapping in rags the most. Let's see...the story of this trip is summarized as:
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1/2 mile travel in my truck. stand right beside my truck and fill it with gas, pay at the pump with a credit card. go home.
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And yet....if I was to attempt this without clothing, I could and most likely would be tracked down and jailed until I posted bail. Then it would be off to pick a good and expensive attorney to try and minimize the now all but inevitable life long damage to come with my newly minted face and name on the easily searched Sex Offenders list - quite possibly listed in such a way as to present as a predator.
Career destroyed. Home lost with prospects grim of finding even the most meager of replacement.. Calling in to my P.O. to report, lest I be returned to serve my fully threatened initial sentence before "getting off" with this daily heaven I have as my new normal. Oh...and don't forget: home and lights out at Halloween and other special nights I once enjoyed.
***(My belt has been fastened and shoes fully tied, zipper checked and double checked***)
Now. Now that I have once again danced this surreal and insane dance that no one has ever yet been able to appropriately justify for me, and I've earned my temporary Hall Pass as a human to interact with the world, both of us growing more unnatural with each passing day, this is the moment that I despise being forced into self mummification the absolute most.
(***I walk out the door wearing a smile on my face to hide the resentment that oozes out of every blanketed cell of my body. I wonder about my mother and remember how close we once were, how distant time has made us, and question if finding our way back to one another is even possible now. I dry erase my mind to a blank slate, turn the ignition, and roll on.***)
I dislike wearing clothing all the time.
But I hate it the most when it's hot and muggy out. When you're nude in hot muggy weather, even the slightest breeze cools you off -- that's how our bodies were designed. Wrapping them in textiles prevents them from working properly.