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Aug 29, 2016What is the best way to approach someone to ask if they are a nudist? I have a next door neighbor who has a window facing our house from which I have seen him several times in the early morning (I have to leave at 5am for work) without a shirt, but this seems to be a kitchen window over a sink so I can't see anything else. In fact, the only time I have seen this gentleman dressed is one day when he helped me push my broken down Jeep into our driveway. I suspect he may be a nudist, and if so, I'd like to let him know we are as well and would like to invite him over for a barbecue or something, but given the circumstances, I can't think of a non-creepy way to ask. "Hey, I've seen you at five in the morning several times through your kitchen window. Are you a nudist?" just doesn't sound like a good idea. I don't want to come across as a creep. Also, I don't want to outright say something like "Hey, we're going to be grilling burgers, you want to have some? By the way, we're nudists." because we live in a trailer park without fences. It's a well-kept park, but I fear that the nature of the openness of the park could lead to concern on his part if he, in fact doesn't approve of nudity. Our back yard is still pretty secluded, but if he were to complain to management, we're being nude on THEIR land, and that could get us evicted and even tangled up with the law.
How do approach this delicately and without sounding like a total creep?
How do approach this delicately and without sounding like a total creep?
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- BI
Aug 29, 2016As my profile indicates, I'm just a home nudist, and my wife, while being tolerant, is strictly textile.
Well, Icouldenjoy some nude sun, were it not for Mary's panic if I dare step out on to the patio. She fears our neighbor to the east will see, be shocked, and report me. (We have a shadowbox privacy fence.)
However, that neighbor is also a home nudist, indoors, since her property is a corner lot, and the height of her fence is limited by ordinance. Otherwise, I'm confident, (since she has intimated this to me) she would be absorbing the sun's rays too.
Sigh. If I told Mary that, however, I would be compelled to purchase yet another cast iron skillet to replace the one she would crack on my head. :)
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Aug 29, 2016I was showing our neighbors how we remodeled the backyard and his wife said damn you could go naked back here and laughed.... I said yes you can and we do, so if you pop your head over the fence to ask a question don't be shocked LOL i said I also cut the grass nude too. They laughed and said nothing wrong with that... They are in their late 60's..
Bull crapping with another guy at work and he was telling me about his hot tub, I said hope u have the same rule as mo NO SWIMWEAR ALLOWED.... He said damn right, then he told me he goes to a nude resort in MexicoReactReply - BA
Aug 29, 2016It's much easier to determine your neighbors are not nudists. I've noticed a few houses around where they never seem to close blinds or the front door even after dark. I tend to think they are not nudists. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Aug 29, 2016Think I got seen the other day in the garden naked by the neighbours kids, I was sitting in my bedroom near the window and I heard the youngest say to his granddad, "We saw the man next door naked in the garden yesterday." I didn't hear when he said back. I can only assume they saw me when I was trying to fix the water sprinkler, I couldn't fix it whilst it was turned off and I didn't want to have to keep walking up and down the garden to turn the water on and off. So I just turned it on and took my shorts off and messed about with it whilst I was naked (which in itself was a lot of fun). I didn't even know they were in the garden, they are usually very noisy, but I guess they were quiet for a change. It was a hot day and getting soaked by the sprinkler felt very erotic and I hope it wasn't when I was walking back down the garden with a hard cock bouncing up down when they saw me. :)
Mind you, since I heard that, I've been playing with the sprinklers in the garden more than usual as I've had the house to myself for the last few days and getting sprayed with cold water on a hot day feels great. :)ReactReply - JO
Aug 30, 2016I think mine might be losing up some , this year before summer was here I got the guts to say to the neighbor I was a nudists and if it was ok if I it was alright with them if I could use my backyard to my surprise they did not care , over the summer I have notice them wearing less around, and a couple of weeks ago my wife told me the neighbor was out one morning in just a tank top and underwear with there dogs
ReactReply - DO
Aug 30, 2016Well, I know that is the case but they are missing something wonderful in their life and will probably never know it till they are old and gray, and then it is too late, all there better days are gone. I guess one of the better things about getting old is you don't care what others think anymore. I don't really broadcast I am a nudist but if it comes up the I do not hesitate to say Yes I am. I do occasionally mention it sometimes but try to determine what type of people are around, If they seem to be very prudish then I keep quite unless someone else mentions it. One way I judge is the clothing they wear, most here wear long pants and a long sleeve shirt in 100 degree weather when cutting the grass, Me I wear very short shorts and no shirt. There are a few of the neighbors who now wear shorts and short sleeve shirts, doubt they will ever change. At the local Y there are only me and two other guys who get naked and shower, and yes we all three laugh about it.ReactReply - MEMemberAug 30, 2016You might try mentioning your all-over tan, most folks can handle something like that, then it's in their court as to how they respond. Also, with hot sultry summer nights, mention sleeping with no covers needed is another roundabout way of bringing it up.ReactReply
- KW
Aug 30, 2016We enjoy chatting up folks when we travel and at home. We often, casually, mention that we enjoy getting no-stripe tans or visit skinny-dipper beaches. That's cute and light enough that we never get sneers or snickers. Many smile. Even strict Baptists are not apparently offended. If they don't pick up the hint of the conversation, we move on. On cruises, where we know of a nude beach, we often get two or three couples joining us for first time nude beach romps.ReactReply - DOAug 31, 2016I agree with you, but our blinds are usually closed in the day time to help keep out and save on a/c cost. At evening or night the front door is usually open and a full view glass storm door, I am also the only nudist in the house, and I am usually visible if I walk from the bedroom to the kitchen for just a moment, my wife complains that the neighbors might see me and I just told her that if they complain that I would ask them why they were looking inside my house.ReactReply
- DOSep 1, 2016Well I am naked in the house but some times I am outside in my boxers, no body but my wife complains, but I do it any way, I had one neighbor that complained to me about it and I just told him to call the cops and we would see what happens, I am covered front and back with nothing exposed so I figure I am legal as far as it goes, What do you think?ReactReply
- DOSep 1, 2016fryguy67 I am in the same situation but would not dare go outside naked except at night, I know they would call the cope in a heart beat, just wish I had known before I moved here.ReactReply
- FR
Sep 1, 2016[quote]fryguy67 I am in the same situation but would not dare go outside naked except at night, I know they would call the cope in a heart beat, just wish I had known before I moved here.
[/quote]Yeah. We always go into the hot tub naked at night, and I sometimes venture out on the deck naked, but am very careful when I do.ReactReply - DOSep 1, 2016I can not find anyone with a hot tub that I could go naked in, have to go to the nudist resort or the YMCAReactReply
- GA
Sep 2, 2016I'm surely that all our neighbours are not nudists so we can't share it with them.ReactReply - MEMemberSep 2, 2016I have seen my neighbor swimming and sunbathing nude but she is not very friendly so I would be very cautious about saying anything to her. I am sure they have seen me nude in my back yard in the past, but have never said anything.ReactReply
- PA
Sep 2, 2016For me the best way has been to mention that I'm a nudist, so that the other person clearly mentions he/she is or not.ReactReply - CA
Sep 2, 2016[quote] Doing the confusion, my robe slide open and I'd looked up to see her kneeling looking at my penis inside of the burnt area. I'd apologized and told her how I was. She said she was intrigued about that life. A week later, she came knocking on my door to talk. I didn't have nothing to put on and she said it was ok and she prefer me to be nude.
But one time she'd called and was coming over to watch a movie. I'd opened the door and she was nude.
Then she stared coming over nude to hang out. She said she was nervous trying to be nude and I'd made her comfortable. Later on, she'd invited me over to her house. I knew she had a house mate. But she said I can still come over nude.
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It appears that maybe your neighbor is quite an admirer of the male anatomy...lol. I think when the woman is staring, as you mentioned, they might be enjoying the view.
However, it is quite a pleasant revelation that both she and her housemate are nudists, too.ReactReply - BO
Sep 2, 2016Excellent advice! When my neighbor caught me I told her I couldn't afford to wear clothes all day on my salary!ReactReply - OL
Sep 2, 2016My whole village knows I'm a nudist. Some have seen me but I doubt any are nudists too. I did a sponsored naked dare and was collecting the money in last night. I did have picture proof. The only one who asked to see it was the vicar's wife. And she scrutinised my naked photos for a long time.ReactReply - BISep 2, 2016[quote]My whole village knows I'm a nudist. Some have seen me but I doubt any are nudists too. I did a sponsored naked dare and was collecting the money in last night. I did have picture proof. The only one who asked to see it was the vicar's wife. And she scrutinised my naked photos for a long time.
[/quote]Now that is funny, no matter what you say! :)ReactReply - SU
Sep 2, 2016There's gotta be a "sign", you know, the look. I meet people in my neighborhood in the general course...walking the dog, doing yard work, chatting across the fence...etc, and while exchanging pleasantries, I always have in my mind...YOU TOO?, but until developing a casual enough friendship, it is too soon to ask. Neighbors we have had who did enjoy hot tubbing or "shuck n dive" spontaneous pool parties have since left the neighborhood and we are now left wondering...anyone else? I have in the back of my mind, who - based on their appearance or casual attitude might be an enlightened nudist. Come on neighbors, I know you are out there... show me a sign!ReactReply - TR
Sep 3, 2016We have some signs around our pool - one says Nudist Avenue; one says Clothing Optional Beyond this Point. All of our neighbors have used the pool at one time or another this summer. Two neighbors have used the pool with permission while we were out of town, but neither one mentioned the signs. The other neighbor has come over nude with us several times, but she has a boyfriend now that is not into it at all. So I'm fairly certain the other two neighbors know but are not nudist, but are okay with us being nudists.
ReactReply - 48
Sep 3, 2016i suspect the 'new girl' is fully aware of the view from that sidewalk, and she was either more into being comfortable than modest for the few moments she needed in the kitchen, or she wanted to be subtle in her new neighborhood, but she enjoys flashing and was hoping someone noticed... if she's actually modest and was just careless, she'll be glad to hear about her 'exposure' now from you, along with ur sincere appreciation for her aesthetics, instead of enduring a lot of crude gossip months from now... bottom line is, for you its all good...! shes either gonna be glad you noticed and wanna do it again, or she's gonna be glad you noticed and fix it...;)ReactReply - MEMemberSep 5, 2016[quote]Excellent advice! When my neighbor caught me I told her I couldn't afford to wear clothes all day on my salary!
[/quote]I like that one :-)ReactReply