Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks
This group is for fun. Jokes, memes, lists of inappropriate occupations for nudists, anecdotal stories, and funny pictures are all welcome.
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Being sensitive about both his lack of hair and missing limb, he writes an email to a costume vendor asking for ideas. Three days later he receives a parcel with the following letter: Dear Sir, Enclosed please find a Pirate's outfit. The spotted...
so he hires a recruiter gets him a job at a gas station. As part of the recruiters job, he's responsible for checking in on his placements so he goes to the gas station to talk to the owner. Recruiter: "How's the new hire doing?"...
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore...
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The...
They go off to Las Vegas for their honeymoon. They get settled in their room for their first night together. As he's getting ready to take off his robe, she says "Be gentle. It's my first time". He gets outraged, packs his stuff,...
I hired a blind hooker and asked for a handjob "Wow this is the biggest one l've ever handled" she said "Youre pulling my leg" I answered.
And wakes up in hospital. The doctor tells him during the crash his dick completely severed but luckily he's in is the world's foremost hospital for dick transplants. The doctor tells him he can have a small dick for $3000, a medium one for...
They were sitting at the breakfast table when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird...