Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks
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six nude guys all sitting stacked up on each other's shoulders? A scrotum pole
I thought Id surprise my wife for Valentines Day. Her: What are you doing? And why are naked? Me: *smiles and nods* Her: And youre covered in baby oil? Me: Well, you know how you always said I never glisten? Her: Listen. You never listen. Me: Oh.
Two beautiful women approached me and asked if I was interested in a threesome. I said, If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, Id call my parents.
Nobody asked me to. I think they're making ceramic cups.
are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she strips down,...
"Hi, my name is Ed." he says. "What's it short for?" she asks. Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering, "I dunno, it's always been like that."
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The first woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm." A few...
and told me to show her a good time So I showed her a picture of my friends and I before we got married.