a woman stood naked in front of her mirror complaining to her husband. "My breasts are too small", she lamented.

Instead of romantically telling her that this was not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper & rub it between them for a few seconds, 3 times every day." Skeptical, but willing to try anything, she retrieved a few sheets of toilet paper from the bathroom and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of several years", her husband replied.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts 3 times every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without looking up from his book he said, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

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