Naked Weed Whackers And Fry Cooks

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A rich woman called a famous artist to commission him to paint her.
He said his fee will be $5,000, which she accepted. She arrived for the sitting and gave him $7,000. The artist was surprised and asked why she gave more than he asked.
"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said, "Do you have any objections?"
"Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on. I need somewhere to put my brushes."

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RE:Painting

Love it!

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